RDF

Short for reality-distortion field. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

Steve Jobs is extremely demanding of all those around him and has a very low tolerance for anything but excellence. Because he can be shockingly blunt in his dealings with others, he is often portrayed as abusive, but this is dead wrong. He simply demands/expects great things from everyone around him. I honestly believe he can't understand why anyone would want to waste their time doing anything less than great.

by Sam March 21, 2005

Bush

A weapon of mass destruction

Whether he will be remembered as a good president or a liar, Bush is a WMD.

by Sam April 09, 2005

jorbs

Red Neck talk for Jobs, can be used in a sentence to form a derrogatory statement.

"They took our Jorbs"

by Sam January 30, 2005

Captain Quack

Online retailer of Rubber Ducks.

I bought this duck at Captain Quack.

by sam August 04, 2003

gling gling

silver jewelry

by sam July 08, 2003

killographic

Rediculus word coined by The National Institute on Media and the Family to describe graphic violence in video games.

See also killorific

"If pornographic is the 'graphic depiction of sex,' then killographic should enter our vocabulary to describe the 'graphic depiction of brutal violence,"'

by Sam December 11, 2003

chicken fat burger

A hamburger made from a scared cow

the Chicken fat burger rocks.

by Sam August 16, 2003