14 definition by salty man

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

by salty man April 19, 2019

a tree guy

aspen is a tree

by salty man June 19, 2019

svnahah is a funny human
sometimes she loses at card games, and is in a cult
she’s generally a very nice person

“hey svnahah can you hang out this weekend?”

“sorry, saturday i have a cult meeting and sunday i’m playing blackjack”

by salty man June 19, 2019

life

tetris is my life

by salty man August 26, 2019

a nice friend

savannah you are nice

by salty man June 19, 2019

everyone: you’re so sexy
me: i know

by salty man April 15, 2019

liquid commonly referred to as life juice

can i have some life juice?

what?

water

by salty man June 21, 2019