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422

422 (spoken four twenty two) is code for a hippie. The idea comes from 4/22 or April 22nd which is earth day and so millions of hippies the world round' come out of the woodwork on this day. Mostly used by police to ID a dirty or stank hippie looking person. On some occasions fire & rescue teams will use the code as will hazmat crews when the hippie is exceptionally filthy or smelly.

Cop 1: So you wanna go get something to eat?
Cop 2: Hell no man I don't have any appetite today.
Cop 1: Why?
Cop 2: I had to take in a 422 today and he took his shoes off in my cruiser... Man it smells like death in that car.
Cop 1: Where is you cruiser by the way?
Cop 2: Oh I just drove it into the lake to get rid of the smell.... and the 422's stanking ass *laughter* *Vomits* *harder laughter*

by saharadryhumor January 4, 2015

Second Life

Second life is the landfill of the world wide web. A place to go when you want to act out a life that would otherwise get you locked up, killed or possibly leave with one if not many deadly infections. The one positive or useful feature on the website that is the fact that if you are looking for a murderer or child rapist and have the resources to monitor second life for a single 72 hour period then you are almost guaranteed to find them them there.

Did you see the news last night about the cops catching a murderer on second life?. They also found a pedo two lost goats and a guy wanted for raping a horse too.

by saharadryhumor January 19, 2015

Tommy

A slang term for British soldiers. Mostly used by the Irish and to a lesser degree by the WWI era Germans who were in turn known as krauts.

It is hard to say who hated the Tommy soldier more, the Irish or the German. But according to Collins they were not worth the price of a bullet.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Demoncracy

A Demoncracy is a government elected by and ran in the service of demons. Usually not an original government because to be legal a current democracy has to unanimously sell their souls and vote to sell the citizens souls to a band of demons in order to establish the demoncracy. The leadership is structured around The Daddy (top) The Bitch (vice) & War Daddy (military) followed by The Nobodies who make noise and entertain the citizens.

It sure was a sad day when the US government decided to sell out and become a Demoncracy.

by saharadryhumor November 16, 2014

Dicktator

A dicktator is a southern term that refers to potatoes that are shaped like a penis and so dick is combined with the southern term tator to get Dicktator.

Dicktator is all these fat chicks wanna eat anymore... I gonna give em some dick alright but not any tator.

by saharadryhumor January 25, 2015

Catfisher

A catfisher is a man who actively seeks out catfish online because they get pleasure from being treated like shit, taken advantage of and tricked into believing they are worthy of a womans attention only to realize it is all a hoax. These men usually have lots of money, very small penises and low self esteem.

David is such a catfisher but acts like this all happens by accident. He knows he likes being rejected by fat women posing as hot females.

by saharadryhumor December 18, 2014

poop soup

Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.

Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.

Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015