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Pattonophilia

When someone is obsessed with Mike Patton, his music and his voice.
I am a Pattonophile.

There is a certain amount of Pattonophilia going on with me at the moment.
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Layne Staley

Frontman for grunge band 'Alice in Chains'. He had a mesmerising voice and a troubled life. He died on April 5th 2002 in the worst way possible. He had taken a mixture of cocaine and heroin known as a 'speedball' and overdosed on it. The creepy thing was that his body was found two weeks after he had actually died. This is why you don't do drugs, kids!
Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley both died on the same day (April 5th) and they were both heroin addicts. Is there some kind of connection here?

I love Layne's voice on 'Down in a Hole'. It's hauntingly beautiful.
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Pantera

The Gods of heavy metal. Fuck Metallica, Pantera are the shit and they had one of the best fucking guitarists in the world. R.I.P Dimebag Darrell. We miss you!
Listening to Pantera is like being kicked in the head repeatedly. In a good way...
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teenager

The stereotypical view on teenagers is that there whining, moody bitches but they are going to be like that because they're going through some changes.
Adults think that teenagers haven't got a point of view on anything and that they're all the same. Open your eyes, you pretentious twats! Of course they've got an opinion! It's no wonder teenagers become so grumpy because adults never hear what they've got to say.
I am a teenager myself and given the choice, I would listen to what a teenager has to say rather than listen to some annoying little kid go on about how he scraped his knee.
Give teenagers a chance. They have interesting points of view!
Teenager: School's terrible, Mum. The teachers want you to look like clones of each other. Whatever happened to freedom of expression? I'm an individual not a clone!
Mum: Yes dear
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Final Destination

A highly ingenious horror movie.

A boy called Alex has a premonition that the flight he's on, headed to France, will explode. He tells everyone to get off the ill-fated aircraft but only Alex, five other students and his teacher get off the plane. Moments later in the departure lounge the seven people see the plane explode before their very eyes. Now the FBI thinks that Alex had something to do with it and follow his every move. His friends also start to become suspicious and slowly fade out of his life. But now, each one of his friends is being stalked and killed by Death who is intent on collecting the souls of those who cheated it.

The film was followed by a horrible sequel (Final Destination 2) and was followed by a good-enough sequel years after that (Final Destination 3)
I love 'Final Destination'. It's one of the best horror films I've ever seen. It's very original and has a brilliant twist at the end. Everyone should watch it.

'Final Destination 2' was a crappy sequel. The only good thing about it is the car scene. 'Final Destination 3' is pretty good though.
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Fashion

A waste of time. No seriously, why would you want to follow the latest trends? You waste your hard earned money on something that's 'in' and then when it's out...well let's just say you're in deep shit!

I hate people who follow fashion. They're all close minded, dumb retards. I'll see you in hell...
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baby

Horrible little creatures from 'God' (if there is one). Retarded people think they're cute. What's so cute about a little machine that cries, pisses and shits everywhere?

They're also the cause of suicide. See post-natal depression.
I'm never going to have a baby. I want a life thank you very much.
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