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Faith No More

A band that kicked major ass. Need I say more?

Q: What do you get when you mix together spectacular vocals, mesmerizing keyboards, crunchy guitar riffs, rolling basslines and tribal like drumming?

A: Faith No More!
1. Person: Oh My God! you should like listen to Fall Out Boy! They're like so amazing!
Me: Whats so amazing about them? They're nothing special.
Person: Oh My God! I can't believe you just said that!
Me: You want something amazing? Listen to Faith No More!

2. I was only a small child when Faith No More were around. It would be nice if they got back together 'cause I bet they were awesome live!
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Final Destination

A highly ingenious horror movie.

A boy called Alex has a premonition that the flight he's on, headed to France, will explode. He tells everyone to get off the ill-fated aircraft but only Alex, five other students and his teacher get off the plane. Moments later in the departure lounge the seven people see the plane explode before their very eyes. Now the FBI thinks that Alex had something to do with it and follow his every move. His friends also start to become suspicious and slowly fade out of his life. But now, each one of his friends is being stalked and killed by Death who is intent on collecting the souls of those who cheated it.

The film was followed by a horrible sequel (Final Destination 2) and was followed by a good-enough sequel years after that (Final Destination 3)
I love 'Final Destination'. It's one of the best horror films I've ever seen. It's very original and has a brilliant twist at the end. Everyone should watch it.

'Final Destination 2' was a crappy sequel. The only good thing about it is the car scene. 'Final Destination 3' is pretty good though.
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Metalhead

Some are probably nice but I've already stereotyped them as 'pretentious'. Sorry.
I knew some metalhead at school who was quite pretentious. Not a very nice fella, I found out he had issues. He'd always make fun of your music taste if it didn't match his. Twat.
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Kurt Cobain

The ultimate icon. A tormented soul and loving father who never wanted to be famous. He was Nirvana's frontman and had a beautifully haunting voice. Just check out 'Heart Shaped Box' and 'All Apologies' if you don't believe me.

He was a lovely looking man too. He didn't deserve Courtney Love as she's just a skanky ho. Oh well, at least he got a kid out of her. Thank god Frances Bean looks more like her dad than her mum!

He took his own life on April 5th, 1994. R.I.P Kurt. We miss you very much.
Some people reckon Kurt Cobain was murdered but that's rubbish. The only reason people say that is because they don't want to believe that their 'hero' put a gun against his head and pulled the trigger. He killed himself. Get over it.

I hate the way people talk about Kurt as if he's still alive. He's dead and he's not coming back. Deal with it.
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Drugs

There are two types of drugs:

1) Good drugs: These have been given to you by a doctor to make you better whatever the case may be. Examples are penicillin.

2) Bad drugs: There are many examples of these. Heroin, crack, cocaine, speed, etc. Once you try these, your hooked (or should that be 'fucked'?). There are many diffrent reasons why people take these drugs but the important thing to remember is, they'll ruin your life.

Let us not forget that alcohol and caffeine are drugs too.
Two examples of drugs:
1) Doctor: Take two of these everyday and you'll feel right as rain in about two weeks.

2) Person X decided to try coke. He got addicted to it and fucked up his life.
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Fall Out Boy

1. Radioactive Man's sidekick on 'The Simpsons'. Directors came to Springfield looking for a new Fall Out Boy for their latest 'Radioactive Man' film. Milhouse was cast much to his dismay.
2. God-awful emo band. Members are Joe Trohman, Andy Hurley, Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump (Oh crap, I know their names!). If they weren't good enough, Pete Wentz has signed crappy bands like Panic! At The Disco to his record label. Rock music is dead.
1. "Watch out, Radioactive Man!" - Bart Simpson.
2. Fall Out Boy killed rock music. The bastards.
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teenager

The stereotypical view on teenagers is that there whining, moody bitches but they are going to be like that because they're going through some changes.
Adults think that teenagers haven't got a point of view on anything and that they're all the same. Open your eyes, you pretentious twats! Of course they've got an opinion! It's no wonder teenagers become so grumpy because adults never hear what they've got to say.
I am a teenager myself and given the choice, I would listen to what a teenager has to say rather than listen to some annoying little kid go on about how he scraped his knee.
Give teenagers a chance. They have interesting points of view!
Teenager: School's terrible, Mum. The teachers want you to look like clones of each other. Whatever happened to freedom of expression? I'm an individual not a clone!
Mum: Yes dear
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