ryan y's definitions

girl friend

Not to be confused with the compound word girlfriend, a "girl friend" (two words) is a girl who is your friend, but not a girlfriend.

Every guy should have a girl friend. A good girl friend is just like one of the guys, except a girl. Also, if you're going through shit with your girlfriend then it's nice to know you have a female on your side.

Girl friends don't have to be unattractive, either. But keep in mind that a girl friend shouldn't be confused with a romance interest you're trying to buddy-up first-- Girl friends remain strictly really good friends, even best friends.

My girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I lack the ability to be affectionate.

My girl friend Heather says that my (ex)girlfriend is just a stupid nympho and I'm perfectly date-able. Then we drank some beer and played Super Smash Bros.

by ryan y April 10, 2006

discordian

One who practices discordianism.

Ask not what a discordian IS, but rather what ISNT a discordian.

by ryan y February 23, 2005

telepwn

A spinnoff of pwn derived from the english word "telephone", telepwn is used to mark the impending action of pwning.

telepwn call for you.

by ryan y February 23, 2005

felch belch

v. The act of sucking semen out of someone's ass and then belching in satisfaction. See belch, felch

This can also be used as an insult.

*shloooooooook shlooooooooooook ....... BARRRRRRRRP*

Phil? Oh yeah.. that guy is such a felch belch.

by ryan y April 4, 2006

discordianism

Practiced by discordians.

Ask not what IS discordianism, but what ISN'T discordianism.

by ryan y February 23, 2005

rofl sandwich

A spinoff of rofl. Just another way of saying "rolling on the floor laughing."

rofl sandwich is derived from roflmao being interpreted as "roffle mayo" as in "roffle mayonnaise".

i'll have a rofl sandwich, hold the mao.

by ryan y February 23, 2005

poopalicious

Sarcastic and purposefully immature word for "delicious".

Adam: How's your dinner?
Steve: Poopalicious!

by ryan y February 23, 2005