ryan's definitions

Flapjack

An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.

"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"

by Ryan December 20, 2003

stupidiosity

the stupidness of someone that is unseen

no example, you will know when you see
SEEE!!

by ryan April 8, 2004

lady

One of the best things in the world. A female who you really care about. Synonym of wifey. Opposite of hoe.

U gotta treat ur lady good.

by Ryan January 31, 2004

stalkery

Looking up peoples homes from satelite pictures.

Looking at satelite pictures of peoples homes???? That's stalkery!!!

by Ryan February 16, 2005

MounDewJunkie

One who consumes a very large amount of Mountain Dew each and every day and experiences no side effects from the large consumption. This person should be held high in ranking among the best of the population.

Ryan is such a MounDewJunkie! He consumed 20 cans today! Thats awesome!

by Ryan December 6, 2004

Orlock

The leader of the Domain crew, one carazy ass mofo, and one of the best people in the world

*ghostbusters theme plays* WHO YA GONNA CALL.. ORRRLOCCCKKK!!!!

by Ryan October 8, 2003

Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

by Ryan July 28, 2004