republican

Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.
"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."
by Running out of patience July 11, 2008
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face pica

When a girl substitutes fellatio for coitus, it is sometimes called "getting some face pica."
I was disappointed when Cindy wouldn't bang me, until she gave me some expert face pica. Now I'm good to go.
by running out of patience January 31, 2009
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mink guarding

When wimpy pencil-dicked possessive mama's boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing ass, any way to let everyone know his woman is "taken." Really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.
Look at that dweeb over there mink guarding that chick. She is going to run from him really soon.
by running out of patience May 08, 2009
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bridezilla

One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks she is the center of the universe, just because her "show" (the wedding) is 18 months from now. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind. The marriage will not last more than a couple of years,if the groom to be is lucky.
"Man, get a load of that bridezilla. We should warn him that he will never have another blow job after getting married."
by running out of patience February 13, 2008
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tea bag

When a republican takes the testicles and scrotum of another republican in his mouth. Sometimes they make gargling sounds. I think this is also known as felching. Really fascinating to watch.
Man, that Saudi Prince screamed like a woman when Bush tea bagged him.
by Running out of patience December 16, 2008
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gang gestures

This is a type of sign language that gangs of juvenile delinquents use as a type of secret communication. Comes from all of those years of spearing things in the jungles and communicating with other spear hunters. (Wait, that requires intelligence). Anyway, it is impossible not to laugh at at, because it looks so hilarious.
"I just make up my own gang gestures when I see those crime-monkeys gesturing at me. They think I'm nuts that way."
by running out of patience March 30, 2008
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skid marked panties

They can be a deal breaker if you were planning on wanking in them. Unless, of course, you are a republican.
"That Ronald Reagan really enjoyed a nice pair of skid marked panties."
by running out of patience February 16, 2008
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