Definitions by running out of patience

mexican crotch crickets 

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

mexican crotch crickets by Running out of patience April 10, 2007

poop soup 

A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.

"I put the poop soup back in fido's butt, where it came from."

poop soup by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

glistening 

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

glistening by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

grandfather eating ice cream 

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

grandfather eating ice cream by Running out of patience February 5, 2007

savage

To rape someone using a big strap-on dildo.

Did you see that hottie in the Subaru? I want her to savage me.

savage by Running Out of Patience February 3, 2007

mr. winky 

Just another cute name for your penis.

Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.

mr. winky by Running Out of Patience February 1, 2007

restaurant gene 

The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.

"That crazy bitch has the restaurant gene. I'm outta here.

restaurant gene by Running out of patience January 28, 2007