Definitions by rubtwostix
camo-turd
A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
camo-turd by rubtwostix February 14, 2012
poopinashit
When after you take ahot-and-steamyor drop a log, you peer into the abyss and see that the fruits of your labor is two different colors. Not to be confused with camo-turd.
Hubby: "Hey baby, I think I need to go to the hospital!"
Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"
Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"
Wifey: "Why do you need to go to the hospital,Baby?"
Hubby(with a very concerned look on his face says): "Cause I just created apoopinashitand I haven't even ate aburritotoday!"
poopinashit by rubtwostix February 14, 2012
poopinashart
During an accidentalshart, when you finally find a bathroom with ample amounts of toilet paper for the clean-up, you finish on the toilet and find turdlets floating in the mess. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
Sometimes a poopinashart will temporarily block the flow of a shart which ends in an explosive outcome.
poopinashart by rubtwostix February 14, 2012
tingleballs
Verb;
The feeling you get in your pants when you suddenly realize what you're doing is extremely dangerous and scary.
The feeling you get in your pants when you suddenly realize what you're doing is extremely dangerous and scary.
Guy#1:"Oh my god, dude, did you see what just happened?"
Guy#2;"Yeah bro, you totally almost fell off this building and died!"
Guy#1:"I know, right? I could tell I was close to the edge when I got tingleballs!"
Guy#2:"Do you need a hug?"
Guy#1:"Naw, just grab me another brew gayfer."
Guy#2;"Yeah bro, you totally almost fell off this building and died!"
Guy#1:"I know, right? I could tell I was close to the edge when I got tingleballs!"
Guy#2:"Do you need a hug?"
Guy#1:"Naw, just grab me another brew gayfer."
tingleballs by rubtwostix February 7, 2012
hot-and-steamy
verb;
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
G-Dawg: "Hey fella, Where you been?"
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
hot-and-steamy by rubtwostix January 10, 2012
goat lipped
The look on a quarterbacks face when his reciever drops the ball; that's goatlipped.
I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"
Miss and love you granny boots!
I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"
Miss and love you granny boots!
goat lipped by rubtwostix January 2, 2012
shady gravy
Adjective;
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.
slow walker Someone who shirks his or her duties at work; someone who shirks their responsabilities at home, but doesn't get in trouble for it.
Boss:"Why haven't you finished this order yet?
Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"
Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"
Shady gravy:"Don't worry boss. Wanna hear a funny joke?"
Boss:"Sure! I just love your jokes, pal!"
shady gravy by rubtwostix January 2, 2012