Definitions by rpetras

yellow carded 

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.

yellow carded by rpetras June 10, 2008

brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.

brown carded by rpetras June 10, 2008

upsidedown sandwich 

1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.

2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.

Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.

upsidedown sandwich by rpetras May 14, 2008

BFTs 

Abbreviation

Big Fake Tits.

An abbreviation for an obviously augmented set of ta-tas.

Woah! Last week she was flat now those honkers are ginormous. I bet she got a set of BFTs.

BFTs by rpetras May 4, 2008

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

chocolate covered coconut crack by rpetras April 29, 2008

Fuck of the Mountain 

Noun.

Refering to a person of large physical stature, or strength.

To pull off the name "Fuck", you've gotta be tough.

If you're a mountain man, your double tough.

Dude, you're so tough they should name you Fuck of the Mountain.

Fuck of the Mountain by rpetras April 27, 2008

of the Mountain

Adjective.

Added to one's name this is a general reference of one's superior strength or toughness.

Dude, you just broke that deer's neck with your bare hands. Who are you Brian of the Mountain?

of the Mountain by rpetras April 27, 2008