rpetras's definitions

BFTs

Abbreviation

Big Fake Tits.

An abbreviation for an obviously augmented set of ta-tas.

Woah! Last week she was flat now those honkers are ginormous. I bet she got a set of BFTs.

by rpetras May 4, 2008

yellow carded

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.

by rpetras June 10, 2008

brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.

by rpetras June 10, 2008

second hand smoking

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.

Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.

by rpetras August 17, 2008

upsidedown sandwich

1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.

2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.

Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.

by rpetras May 14, 2008

have a pash

A lesbian encounter, generally during a youthful, experimental time of life.

Pash comes from the British slang for passion.

Brie isn't a lesbo, but she did have a pash or two in college.

by rpetras November 20, 2009

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008