16 definitions by rpetras

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008

BFTs

Abbreviation

Big Fake Tits.

An abbreviation for an obviously augmented set of ta-tas.

Woah! Last week she was flat now those honkers are ginormous. I bet she got a set of BFTs.

by rpetras May 4, 2008

of the Mountain

Adjective.

Added to one's name this is a general reference of one's superior strength or toughness.

Dude, you just broke that deer's neck with your bare hands. Who are you Brian of the Mountain?

by rpetras April 27, 2008

second hand smoking

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.

Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.

by rpetras July 22, 2008

gutsy call

1: Making an obvious correct choice

2: Over emphasizing the importance of an action.

Example
You: I decided to skip that second donut at work today
Your friend: Gutsy call.

by rpetras May 12, 2011

brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.

by rpetras June 10, 2008

Fuck of the Mountain

Noun.

Refering to a person of large physical stature, or strength.

To pull off the name "Fuck", you've gotta be tough.

If you're a mountain man, your double tough.

Dude, you're so tough they should name you Fuck of the Mountain.

by rpetras April 27, 2008