rpetras's definitions

second hand smoking

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.

Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.

by rpetras August 17, 2008

diaper tea

The shallow, warm kiddie pool at the public pool or swim club.

Specifically, the water in the kids' pool.

I took Jr. to the local pool and he wanted to play in the diaper tea.

I was watching my kid at the kiddie pool when some little jerk splashed me with diaper tea.

by rpetras April 19, 2010

rene

Pronounced reen.

An expression that describes the posession of both mental and physical prowise in high abundance.

Haughty or unattainable status.

A godlike example of perfection.

He didn't just do it, he did it to the rene.

by rpetras February 25, 2008

of the Mountain

Adjective.

Added to one's name this is a general reference of one's superior strength or toughness.

Dude, you just broke that deer's neck with your bare hands. Who are you Brian of the Mountain?

by rpetras April 27, 2008

have a pash

A lesbian encounter, generally during a youthful, experimental time of life.

Pash comes from the British slang for passion.

Brie isn't a lesbo, but she did have a pash or two in college.

by rpetras November 20, 2009

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008

BFTs

Abbreviation

Big Fake Tits.

An abbreviation for an obviously augmented set of ta-tas.

Woah! Last week she was flat now those honkers are ginormous. I bet she got a set of BFTs.

by rpetras May 4, 2008