upsidedown sandwich

1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.

2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.

Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.

by rpetras May 14, 2008

diaper tea

The shallow, warm kiddie pool at the public pool or swim club.

Specifically, the water in the kids' pool.

I took Jr. to the local pool and he wanted to play in the diaper tea.

I was watching my kid at the kiddie pool when some little jerk splashed me with diaper tea.

by rpetras April 19, 2010

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008

have a pash

A lesbian encounter, generally during a youthful, experimental time of life.

Pash comes from the British slang for passion.

Brie isn't a lesbo, but she did have a pash or two in college.

by rpetras November 20, 2009

of the Mountain

Adjective.

Added to one's name this is a general reference of one's superior strength or toughness.

Dude, you just broke that deer's neck with your bare hands. Who are you Brian of the Mountain?

by rpetras April 27, 2008

Fuck of the Mountain

Noun.

Refering to a person of large physical stature, or strength.

To pull off the name "Fuck", you've gotta be tough.

If you're a mountain man, your double tough.

Dude, you're so tough they should name you Fuck of the Mountain.

by rpetras April 27, 2008

yellow carded

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.

by rpetras June 10, 2008