First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"
"Yes?"
— "Dwarfed beauty."
"Yes?"
— "Dwarfed beauty."
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End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".
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Get the send-up mug.Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rape” female condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.
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A doppelgambling is making a bet you dreamed doing, that is, making it in the real world.
A doppelgambling is making a bet you dreamed doing, that is, making it in the real world.
X: "What are you doing later Bro?" Y: "Going to that joint on 72th... had a dream about lottery numbers." X: "Ahhh... doppelgambling."
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