rperazag's definitions

Fundamental Attribution Error

When a problem with a person is really a problem with the situation.
We tend to attribute people’s behavior to their core character rather than to their situation. It's the Situation, Not the Person.

“What a jerk!... see how he drives!”
“Fundamental Attribution Error honey, I wonder the situation he’s in that’s causing him to drive so crazy.”

"What do you mean?"
"He is the doctor in charge of emergency at the hospital few blocks away... don´t you remember?"

by rperazag June 10, 2010

toddle off

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults to escape facing responsibilities.

Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Brainwaving

Thinking. The main symptom of a working mind.

How are you Daniel?
Brainwaving.
Boss?
Braindead.

by rperazag May 23, 2010

Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD)

Extreme craving for blogging.

An extension of the Internet Addiction Disorder or (IAD).

What´s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.

by rperazag May 8, 2010

hypopriest

A member of the clergy who is a pederast. A hypocrite priest.
(Pederast: A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.)

Father Robertson said he was filled with purity at the sight of the Pope last summer . But I know best, he is a pederast, a hypopriest!

by rperazag May 2, 2010

Burger Kill

To die after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a disgruntled fast food employee.

A 67-year-old man police believe was homeless, died after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a 20-year-old Burger King employee in Detroit; authorities ruled the death a Burger Kill.

by rperazag December 13, 2010

LET´S DO AMAZING!

Ultra-moronic slogan from Hewlett-Packard.
What a shitty lay promises on a first date.

So, Cindy... are we finally going out tonight?

Oh Robert!... I am not sure, today is Lost´s night.

C´mon sweetest... LET´S DO AMAZING!

by rperazag May 20, 2010