rperazag's definitions

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Rape-me look

Extremely low cut clothes used by women who wish to produce acute Pavlovian Salivation Reflex in desperate-for-sex males.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.

Customer: Is this a too low-cut skirt?
Saleswoman: Yes darling... the perfect rape-me look!

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Moneyvation

The only method of motivation that works: money.

Hi Karl, how is the new job?
Can´t complain, salary increase every quarter.
Wao, that´s moneyvation!

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD)

Extreme craving for blogging.

An extension of the Internet Addiction Disorder or (IAD).

What´s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.

by rperazag May 8, 2010

TV friendly

Any audiovisual material that has been dumbed-down so people with the lowest level of intelligence can understand it.

I love Warner Channel... it is so TV friendly!
But their programming has been dumbed down so much...
Precisely, it allows me multitasking while watching TV.

by rperazag May 8, 2010

Bloggerhead

Someone addicted to blogging.

Ok. Let´s go to the concert. Invite Markus.
Forget it. He is a bloggerhead.
Meaning?
Lives for blogging. Almost 24/7.

by rperazag May 8, 2010