A/C Unit

When women are considered, exclusively, in the grossest possible sexual terms, limited to an ass and a vagina.
Yo... l am hitting the pub tonite. I´ll grab an A/C unit.!
by rperazag June 21, 2010
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de-iced

To establish normal communication and good terms with someone who pissed you off.
I de-iced Peter after like a month...I missed the moron like totally.
by rperazag December 24, 2010
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I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 01, 2010
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Obamanism

Inaccurate statements made by President Barack Obama.
Twitters (instead of Twitter) is an Obamanism.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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Teledrama

The endless whining of a lover on the telephone.

(Whining: to utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. To complain or protest in a childish fashion.)
"Mary, leave the telephone for a minute at least, please!!!"

"Just a sec... John is having a teledrama"
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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Poorn

Porn available to low-income people; mostly celebs´ soft-porn pics, and boobs´ movie snippets.
Angelina Jolie?... poorn for the masses.
by rperazag July 27, 2010
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SMES

Social Media Entitlement Syndrome.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
"Knock it off... get a life or, at least, treat your SMES... fucktard.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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