Crap Jesus

Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)

Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.

by rperazag July 26, 2010

So fucking what?

Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)

"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???

by rperazag May 23, 2010

late-breaking gay

A person who realizes he or she is gay relatively late in life.

"But... he is a grandfather and a role model for this community. How can he turn gay now?"
"Late-breaking gay darling."

by rperazag June 09, 2010

Screwed Again

The hopeless feelings of the "small people" who, over and over, get disappointed by a feeble government that fails to foster the needs of the majority, while protecting the interests of the few.
Being repeatedly let down by people or situations despite your best efforts.

The Senate rejected -for the fourth time- a bill that would have reauthorized extended benefits for the long-term unemployed, who got screwed again... a disgrace and an absolute slap in the face to basic human decency.

by rperazag July 01, 2010

Camel Talk

Recurrent mention of camel toe by guys obsessed with the size of female genitalia.

"Ok guys... camel-talking, who you think has more meat, Angelina or Scarlett?"
"Well, camel talk wise I would say that, in this case, it depends if you are talking upper or lower lips.

by rperazag May 25, 2010

re-trust

To restore trust in any relationship.

Oh man!!! Cindy found me fooling around with the maid, now I must re-trust.

by rperazag May 19, 2010

Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD)

Extreme craving for blogging.

An extension of the Internet Addiction Disorder or (IAD).

What´s going on with Sara? She looks so weird.
It´s a BAD day today for her.
How´s that?
Blog Addiction Disorder (BAD). No Internet connection for the last hour an a half so, no blogging no life.

by rperazag May 08, 2010