"Riding the minipad" simply means that a female is menstruating, or, rather, the female is on the rag.
Two examples:
1. (Regarding menstruation.) My girlfriend won't be any fun tonight, she is riding the minipad! Perhaps she will let me ejaculate in her mouth?
2. (Regarding fucking.) I fucked the devil out of your cousin. She'll be riding the minpad for a while, to soak up all my semen and prevent it from running down her leg. You KNEW that your cousin doesn't wear panties, right?
1. (Regarding menstruation.) My girlfriend won't be any fun tonight, she is riding the minipad! Perhaps she will let me ejaculate in her mouth?
2. (Regarding fucking.) I fucked the devil out of your cousin. She'll be riding the minpad for a while, to soak up all my semen and prevent it from running down her leg. You KNEW that your cousin doesn't wear panties, right?
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
A term that is synonymous with "regular guy." Coined after the caps they wear, which often display the logo of a favorite sports team, company or organization. Many regular guys prefer this kind of logo-wear, and don't seem to mind paying for such items.
1. Said by a woman to her girlfriend: OMG, look at that ballcap! I wonder if he has any hair under that stupid hat?
2. Those ballcaps at the home-center store always stare at my breasts. I'm sure they are harmless, but they give me the creeps! (Also said by a woman to her girlfriend.)
3. That drunken and rude ballcap asked me for directions. I'm sure he didn't understand what I told him.
2. Those ballcaps at the home-center store always stare at my breasts. I'm sure they are harmless, but they give me the creeps! (Also said by a woman to her girlfriend.)
3. That drunken and rude ballcap asked me for directions. I'm sure he didn't understand what I told him.
by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010
A woman who is "flying the victory pennant" is having her menstrual period.
The term was used by the sailors who manned German submarines during the war. As they arrived back in port after a cruise, they would prominently display one red triangular flag, called a "victory pennant," for each ship that they sunk.
Synonymous with a woman being "on-the-rag."
The term was used by the sailors who manned German submarines during the war. As they arrived back in port after a cruise, they would prominently display one red triangular flag, called a "victory pennant," for each ship that they sunk.
Synonymous with a woman being "on-the-rag."
1. I would have banged that bitch, but she was flying the victory pennant, so I had her masturbate me instead, and ejaculated in her mouth.
2. My girlfriend gets really horny when she's flying the victory pennant. It was good that we were at her place, because her bed linens were terribly stained by our fucking.
3. She told me that she her period had ended, but when I finished and pulled out, it looked like there had been a stabbing. I guess she was still flying the victory pennant.
2. My girlfriend gets really horny when she's flying the victory pennant. It was good that we were at her place, because her bed linens were terribly stained by our fucking.
3. She told me that she her period had ended, but when I finished and pulled out, it looked like there had been a stabbing. I guess she was still flying the victory pennant.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
A body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have sexual intercourse with a really filthy woman. Her vagina reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple STDs. Unfortunately, you don't have a body condom, and you are really horny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.
1. That bitch was really nasty. I fucked her, but really wish I had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Pussy tracks are stains on the linens or bedsheets created by the fluids that leak from a woman's vaginal cavity. If the woman is having her period, then reddish-brown pussy tracks can be expected. If she had sexual intercourse and was ejaculated into, then the pussy tracks will be a whitish color, as they are composed largely of semen. Some women will express urine in their sleep, and these pussy tracks will have a yellowish tinge. In theory, any combination is possible, depending largely on the woman's vaginal discharge. Additional possibilities include the remains of any vaginal suppository or cream that may have been used in the vagina.
1. I ate that bitch out for hours last night; when I woke up, she was in the shower, but pussy tracks were everywhere. Ewww....
2. My girlfriend changes her sheets often, because she has a raging infection from a previous sexual encounter and oozes nasty pussy tracks when she sleeps. I can't wait for the penicillin to start working, so that I don't have to wear a condom anymore!
2. My girlfriend changes her sheets often, because she has a raging infection from a previous sexual encounter and oozes nasty pussy tracks when she sleeps. I can't wait for the penicillin to start working, so that I don't have to wear a condom anymore!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
A people who migrated to Michigan from the coal-producing states of Appalachia. To include: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. A Southern accent is often detectable in these people. Often Michigan hillbillies will have relatives in the Southern states.
1. Those Michigan hillbillies sure love those pickup trucks with big tires! (Monster truck Big Foot came from Michigan.)
2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.
Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!
2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.
Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!
by Rook's Buddy May 13, 2010
A "sperm toilet" normally refers to a female in her teens or twenties, or possibly even her thirties, who has sex with many partners. She is promiscuous, and allows her sex partners to ejaculate into her vagina, mouth, and even into her anus. She can also be classified as a receptacle.
1. Man, I wish that chick was not such a sperm toilet, because she is actually very nice, and I'd like to have a relationship with her.
2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010