Definitions by ron jeremy

mtv 

A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.

"Hey dude MTV says you aren't cool because you don't like the cock."

mtv by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004

Thackaray

A small loud mouthed man with a very small brain. has a bad temper which could be small man syndrome, this species claims he is Yorkshire, yet loves man utd. hence he is scum.

lOOK AT THAT SMALL BOY IN THE MAN U SHIRT, MMMM I DETECT A THACKARAY

Thackaray by Ron Jeremy October 7, 2004

smashface 

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

smashface by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

t & a

A shorter way to say tits and ass.

I can never get enough of t&a!

t & a by Ron Jeremy September 11, 2003

impulse 

total owner of clan .unf! and specifically belz

<n00b> Did .unf! beat dr?
<gandalf> no way man, imp played, he owns us

impulse by Ron Jeremy September 3, 2003

nipplelick 

Licking nipples, OF COURSE.

DER!!! WHAT R U FIK OR SUMAT???

Ron Jeremy gave Jenna Jameson a nipplelick.

nipplelick by Ron Jeremy June 16, 2003

Cave Bacon 

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

Cave Bacon by Ron Jeremy May 28, 2003