ron jeremy's definitions

dawg

1) Male who regularily treats woman badly, usually by cheating on or lying to them about their relationship.
2) Male who is selfish; normally used to describe sexual gain, or undo control of a relationship
3) A repeat offender of women.
4) Continually winning back girl who knows you are up to no good.

Dude, you're getting back with Julie...again? You're such a DAWG, you know you just want to bang her on the side.

by Ron Jeremy January 16, 2005

t & a

A shorter way to say tits and ass.

I can never get enough of t&a!

by Ron Jeremy September 11, 2003

mtv

A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.

"Hey dude MTV says you aren't cool because you don't like the cock."

by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004

fluffernutter

A fluffernutter is when a porn star is getting fluffed by a fluffer, gets to excited, and busts a nut before he's ready for the main act.

I was going to bang that chick, but I fluffernutted into the other.

by Ron Jeremy May 14, 2003

impulse

total owner of clan .unf! and specifically belz

<n00b> Did .unf! beat dr?
<gandalf> no way man, imp played, he owns us

by Ron Jeremy September 3, 2003

octopus

Eight guys gang-fucking a girl, with two dicks in the mouth, two in the pussy, one in the ass, one in each hand, and one between the tits, all at the same time.

We gave her the octopus until she passed out.

by Ron Jeremy April 22, 2005

waterfall paul

STEP ONE: drink a glass of water.
STEP TWO: fuck partner in the ass. STEP THREE: piss into partner's ass. STEP FOUR: catch any overflowing piss from partner's ass in own mouth.
STEP FIVE: spit partner's piss into partner's face.
STEP SIX (OPTIONAL): fuck.

Dude, I'm gonna give her the old 'waterfall paul' tonight. It'll kick ass!

by Ron Jeremy April 22, 2005