ron jeremy's definitions

dimblecunt

slur; A derogatory remark towards a person (usually a n00b) generally used when no other word seems to completely describe the objective's sheer ignorance of a subject.
It is thought to have originated in IRC, specifically being used by the user named "LoNeR".

<n00b> I have been trying to find warez to download. Can anybody help me out?
<LoNeR> No, DIMBLECUNT! Why don't you try contacting somebody at www.cia.gov and aske them.

by Ron Jeremy January 7, 2005

Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

by Ron Jeremy May 28, 2003

smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

giving brain

Giving oral sex to a man (giving head).

That girl gives brain.

by Ron Jeremy December 21, 2004

mtv

A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.

"Hey dude MTV says you aren't cool because you don't like the cock."

by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004

Thackaray

A small loud mouthed man with a very small brain. has a bad temper which could be small man syndrome, this species claims he is Yorkshire, yet loves man utd. hence he is scum.

lOOK AT THAT SMALL BOY IN THE MAN U SHIRT, MMMM I DETECT A THACKARAY

by Ron Jeremy October 7, 2004

waterfall paul

STEP ONE: drink a glass of water.
STEP TWO: fuck partner in the ass. STEP THREE: piss into partner's ass. STEP FOUR: catch any overflowing piss from partner's ass in own mouth.
STEP FIVE: spit partner's piss into partner's face.
STEP SIX (OPTIONAL): fuck.

Dude, I'm gonna give her the old 'waterfall paul' tonight. It'll kick ass!

by Ron Jeremy April 22, 2005