smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

octopus

Eight guys gang-fucking a girl, with two dicks in the mouth, two in the pussy, one in the ass, one in each hand, and one between the tits, all at the same time.

We gave her the octopus until she passed out.

by Ron Jeremy April 22, 2005

impulse

total owner of clan .unf! and specifically belz

<n00b> Did .unf! beat dr?
<gandalf> no way man, imp played, he owns us

by Ron Jeremy September 03, 2003

fluffernutter

A fluffernutter is when a porn star is getting fluffed by a fluffer, gets to excited, and busts a nut before he's ready for the main act.

I was going to bang that chick, but I fluffernutted into the other.

by Ron Jeremy May 14, 2003

mtv

A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.

"Hey dude MTV says you aren't cool because you don't like the cock."

by Ron Jeremy October 09, 2004

Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

by Ron Jeremy May 28, 2003

Slagged

Slang that orginated from the show "Batman Beyond" to mean exhausted.

Fuck all this homework man I'm slagged

by Ron Jeremy October 09, 2004