ron jeremy's definitions

t & a

A shorter way to say tits and ass.

I can never get enough of t&a!

by Ron Jeremy September 11, 2003

giving brain

Giving oral sex to a man (giving head).

That girl gives brain.

by Ron Jeremy December 21, 2004

smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

Thackaray

A small loud mouthed man with a very small brain. has a bad temper which could be small man syndrome, this species claims he is Yorkshire, yet loves man utd. hence he is scum.

lOOK AT THAT SMALL BOY IN THE MAN U SHIRT, MMMM I DETECT A THACKARAY

by Ron Jeremy October 7, 2004

Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

by Ron Jeremy May 28, 2003

octopus

Eight guys gang-fucking a girl, with two dicks in the mouth, two in the pussy, one in the ass, one in each hand, and one between the tits, all at the same time.

We gave her the octopus until she passed out.

by Ron Jeremy April 22, 2005

mtv

A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.

"Hey dude MTV says you aren't cool because you don't like the cock."

by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004