ron's definitions

stella artois

reassuringly expensive

by Ron May 17, 2003

frowd

casually rubbing your genitals on another person when you walk by

My gay hairdresser likes to frowd me when he does my hair!

by Ron December 6, 2003

The City

People who think Long Island is Upstate.

I guess Long Island is upstate

by Ron March 28, 2005

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007

B.F.B.

Big Fucking Baby

Whiny patients in a hospital who bitch about EVRY LITTLE AILMENT no matter how trivial and drive employees of said hospital INSANE.

"My toe hurts, I have a hangnail, my skin's so dry, I need another snack, I have to pee again..."

"Oh my god, what a B.F.B."

by Ron December 19, 2003

shiznackle

antonym for nothing, synonym for shit, stuff, anything

Ron threw his shiznackle at Steve but missed and hit his Teg' :(

by Ron November 24, 2003

McDoanlds

McDonalds is doing it's part to offer each and evey customer new choices to fit their lifestyle. It is ever growing, changing, evolving into what fits the customers needs the best, while still offering the classic tastes our customers demand and love.

Mcdoanlds is you, you make McDonalds.

by Ron December 11, 2004