3 definitions by romel adam

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A person with a mutant-like metabolism who can eat all they want and not gain weight.

"Angela eats like a pig, but thanks to her mutabolism, she never gains an ounce."

by romel adam February 06, 2008

An assistant who sleeps with his/her boss to get ahead

Mr. Smith's assistant, Jennifer, had sex with her boss a week before he promoted her. She's such a hossistant!

by romel adam February 06, 2008

Vaginal cramp that occurs due to rough intercourse.

Emily had crazy rough sex last night. This morning, she can't walk because she has a terrible vcramp.

by romel adam February 07, 2008