roger the fabricator's definitions

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

whoopie arena

n.,bed, bedroom or wherever you have sex.

This expression, so far as I know, was first used on "The Dating Game", the television game show.

"Gentlemen,
Last night in the whoopie arena, will your partner say there was more harmonizing, compromizing or agonizing?"

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.

"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

non-bonogomy

n., not being restricted to only having Bono or Sonny Bono as sexual partners

"Are you into non-bonogomy?"
"Yeah, I don't believe in bonogomy."

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

blasterfladderap

an exclamation of frustration used around children when you don't want to use the exclamation "oh,crap!"

Blasterfladderap! I burned the quiche!

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004

mask up

v., to cover your face with a mask, hoodie, bandana etc.

We mask up tomorrow at 6am for the black bloc.

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

werepunk

n., a punk that suddenly grows a lot of facial hair

Yikes! What happened to Jimmy? Oh my gawd! He's turned into a werepunk! Run!

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004