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Definitions by roger the fabricator

going steady 

the (generally mistaken) notion that a relationship is mutually agreeable
Elmer and Antoinette are going steady.
going steady by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

no go zone 

n., 1. an area designated by a neighborhood in which no cops and/or military (esp. foreign occupiers) are allowed to go or suffer armed resistance.
2.some other restricted area, like a bedroom or the cookie jar
We set up barricades on sixteen city blocks to create a no go zone against the robo-cops.

My closet is now officially a no go zone, so stay out!
no go zone by roger the fabricator February 13, 2004

digger the dog 

n., a dog that is not a dog but a lifeless toy. An imaginary friend created by a corporation. False hope. A sign of your dependency.
Digger the dog
Digger he walks with you when you explore
Just pull his leash
And go for a walk
He's your dog for sure

homeland security seagulls 

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.
"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

homonymerific

adj., one of two or more last names (for dating couples) that have the same spelling but differ in meaning.

donut robot 

n., a person or machine that makes donuts efficiently
Jesus Christ Jason! Yer a friggin' donut robot!
donut robot by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

werepunk 

n., a punk that suddenly grows a lot of facial hair
Yikes! What happened to Jimmy? Oh my gawd! He's turned into a werepunk! Run!
werepunk by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004