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Weinus

An organ consisting of both a Weiner and an Anus, usually found on small transvestites or other creatures of the blended-gender society. Coming into contact with such a specimen usually confuses the observer, releasing foul blackish-brown gas from its pores, which in turn leads to pure disgust, blindness, seizures, and finally, spontaneously combusting.
"Hey Joe, what the fuck is that?"

"... I dunno man, looks kinda like a... is that poop... and a penis??"

"Oh man, is that one a those *gulp*... Weinuses?"

"Fuck if I know, let's get the Hell outta here."

SCRAAARRRBLLLLLOFFFAAAMMMGFHAGT!!@#!@!$!

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! JOE! YOU WERE ALWAYS MY BEST FRIEND, EVEN AFTER KATEY AND YOU... I'm sorry that I reacted how I did..."

"No Harry, I owe the apology. I ruined your family's life, your dog's life, and even yours. See you on the other side good friend"

"It was a pleasure..."

BLLLAAFFLLLGAAGHTTHVHAFAAALLOOOPPPIAAAANTUUBEE!!!!!!NOoOOoO NOT THE GASES!!!! WWaarf! WARF! GUhhuhhhhhhhhhh.......
by rodland November 11, 2011
mugGet the Weinusmug.

weekstend

When your weekend is so awesome that it gets extended
Screw going to work on Monday, I'm totally going to weekstend!
by rodland July 28, 2017
mugGet the weekstendmug.

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