Definitions by robert l

hammer in the crapper 

A phrase for Anal Sex

"Last night I slipped this chick roofies. Before you know I was tearing out her O ring, some straight hammer in the crapper"

hammer in the crapper by Robert L September 17, 2007

brown around the crown 

The brownish ring that appears on male genitalia. The position may vary but usually it lies before head of the penis and further up the shaft.

"While watching Perverted Stories 19, the male porno star had some serious brown around the crown on his boner. It looked like the rings of Saturn.

brown around the crown by Robert L November 29, 2004

swan dive 

another term for carpet muncher

"Hey, is that Maria making out with Margaret? I guess she does the swan dive"

swan dive by Robert L November 17, 2004

like pete rose

Used when screwed over, or taken advantage off; reflecting on the failure of Pete Rose making it into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

"Did you hear the teacher failed me by 1 point? I was fucked in the ass like Pete Rose."

like pete rose by Robert L November 17, 2004

FCS 

acronym for Fat Cock Sandwhich. Used when a customer is dissatisfied when placing an order in a terrible diner/eating establishment.

"Waitress/Waiter: What would you like to order?
Customer: One FCS, medium well.
Waitress/Waiter: FCS? What's that?
Customer: That's a Fat Cock Sandwhich"

FCS by Robert L November 16, 2004

bizzy bone 

the fastest rapper out there.He's talented,his vocals are amazing and the best thing is.....he's real

best rapper out there.

bizzy bone by robert l January 30, 2004