robert e. porter's definitions

cuntitis

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."

by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

spinbarkeit

1. (n) medical - Term used to describe the elasticity of the cervical mucous at the time of ovulation.

2. (n) an obnoxious or impudent child.

1. I swear I got a slick dick from bumping her spinbarkeit.

2. Aw, go fuck off, ya' little spinbarkeit!

by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

vulvitis

1. (n.) Inflammation of the vulva.

2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.

The doctor took one peek at my crotch and said, "Yes, dear... you've got vulvitis. You nasty hoe."

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

Erectile Penile

(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.

Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.

The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

cuntosis

(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.

(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)

The doctor's head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of cuntosis reached his nostrils.

by Robert E. Porter September 12, 2007

dickzit

(n. slang) A pinkish pustulant eruption on the head of the penis resulting from genital warts. Literally, a zit that forms on the dick, dickzits are also found on surrounding parts of the slippery penile meatus and can be spread to women, thus becoming clitzits on the slimy vaginal pussy.

I've got so many dickzits, my cock looks like a PayDay. Wanna eat me?

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008