robert's definitions

crispy critter

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.

There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.

by robert January 18, 2005

ger

the other half of me. fea ger is the love of my life to complete the definition

when you find love you find ger.

by robert January 22, 2005

tableNazi

Not Cody Holmes, but Cody Holm, the Prime Minister of the Fourth Reich of the Foosball Table.
He has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.

Cody: Hey guys, what's up?
*crowd at foosball table hisses*
Me: Asshole!

by Robert January 23, 2005

wrench

seth mermelstein or another loser of the same status

So, wrench, how's your crappy life?

by Robert January 24, 2005

nomoneyndabank

To tell one he/she has no wealth in order to get out of paying.

When the store clerk asked for the money, the customer said sorry nomoneyndabank

by robert January 24, 2005

nagarajan

a dumbass, a really really fucking hardcore dumbass who would sniff his own ass for a dollar.

That little fucker is nagarajan

by robert January 31, 2005

dormite

neutral; not moving; could also mean tired or weak

Robert is one dormite sum bitch...

by Robert February 11, 2005