robcraine's definitions

wiidefine

To redefine a word to make it related to the Nintendo Wii. Usually associated with a wiispelling.

Hah! You're so rubish at using a Wii that I'm going to wiidefine the word retard and call you a wii-tard.

by robcraine December 17, 2006

newegg

A freshly laid egg.

Ant: bad egg

The best eggs come straight from the chicken, I love a newegg in the morning.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

yesman

Urban dictionary editors who accept any definition that comes along. It is not known why people do this but theories include:
i) they are attempting to get 100% acceptance stats to look 'kool'
ii) they do not like hurting peoples feelings by saying 'no'
iii) they are dumb

plural: yesmen

I hope my latest definitions of emu and matttheidiot get reviewed by a yesman.

by robcraine September 30, 2005

Whatshowname

Used by officious officials at animal shows (eg Crufts) as a request for an animals poncy aristocratic name

official: Fido, whstshowname?
owner: Rumptious Strawberries-Gidlefunk the Third

by robcraine March 15, 2004

Gaff

An error.

He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

Endbringer

One who rings an endb.

The endbringer was often bribed to ring the endb early.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

PHB

Literally "Pointy Haired Boss" as featured in the long running Dilbert cartoons by Scot Adams. The phrase suggests an office manager with above average incompetance, general cluelessness and an ability to prevent anyone else in the office from doing any useful work.

Actual pointy hair is not a requirement for PHBs, but there is strong annecdotal evidence that they will rapidly develop the distinctive hairstyle.

My PHB asked me if the firewall was a serious fire hazard.

by robcraine April 15, 2006