robcraine's definitions

Endbringer

One who rings an endb.

The endbringer was often bribed to ring the endb early.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

newegg

A freshly laid egg.

Ant: bad egg

The best eggs come straight from the chicken, I love a newegg in the morning.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

yesman

Urban dictionary editors who accept any definition that comes along. It is not known why people do this but theories include:
i) they are attempting to get 100% acceptance stats to look 'kool'
ii) they do not like hurting peoples feelings by saying 'no'
iii) they are dumb

plural: yesmen

I hope my latest definitions of emu and matttheidiot get reviewed by a yesman.

by robcraine September 30, 2005

Whatshowname

Used by officious officials at animal shows (eg Crufts) as a request for an animals poncy aristocratic name

official: Fido, whstshowname?
owner: Rumptious Strawberries-Gidlefunk the Third

by robcraine March 15, 2004

person 1

Individual often cited in examples. Person 1 has been seen doing a wide range of acts such as asking "What's up;" going to AA meetings; and even voting for george w bush

Person 1: Why do people keep on saying I do all these stupid things? Can't they think of someone else to use in their examples?

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Rugrats

Extremely small yet resourceful rats who live in a rug. These diminutive rodents make their burrows in the dark spaces underneath furniture amongst the hairs of your rug or carpet. They live on crumbs and have a tendency to collect shiny objects such as coins or keys, although they have been known to also steal pens, sweets and important pieces of paper.

Those darned rugrats have collected a huge mound of junk under my sofa again, yet the exterminator refuses to do anything about it.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

wiispell

To change the spelling of a word and wiidefine its definition in order to relate it to the Nintendo Wii. Examples include wiilationship, wii-kend and wii-stracted.

I'll wiispell the word retard and call Dave a wii-tard after he wiifenestrated his controler.

by robcraine December 17, 2006