robcraine's definitions

punt

Flat bottomed, small, open boat that is powered by a person pushing along with a long pole. Similar to a Venetian gondola. Used in shallow waters (unless you have a really long pole.)

The waters around Cambridge University are often full of silly punts.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Girl Power

One of the least useful traits of the minor super hero Girlgirl.

There was nothing special about GirlGirl, until an unlikely accident with some toxic chemicals, a platypus and a hair brush gave her Girl Power: the incredible power to act like an ordinary girl.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

cactus

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Jennifer Lopez

A hypothetical entity that editors in Urban Dictionary are encouraged to publish entries on. In fact, it is the first guideline.

Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

person 2

Sometime friend, companion or enemy to person 1. Has been spotted mabateing and saying "i love you" to person 1.

Person 2: Why do I always get second billing to person 1?

by robcraine December 28, 2005

fsjlanjgvfj

Little known swedish word meaning 'pink, fluffy sausage'

Nu finns nya rapporter och fsjlanjgvfj

by robcraine March 23, 2004

newegg

A freshly laid egg.

Ant: bad egg

The best eggs come straight from the chicken, I love a newegg in the morning.

by robcraine December 28, 2005