robcraine's definitions

Jennifer Lopez

A hypothetical entity that editors in Urban Dictionary are encouraged to publish entries on. In fact, it is the first guideline.

Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

cactus

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Zicam

"The cam." As pronounced by people with a vaguely transylvanian accent

1. Do you zee zat device for changink rotory motion to horizontal motion? Zat is zicam.

2. Zi river through Cambridge is zicam.

by robcraine September 30, 2005

b0xman

Superhero with mysteriously endowed with the powers of a box, after an unlikely accident on the Gatwick Airport baggage terminal conveyer belts.

Is it a tub?... is it a container?... no, its Boxman!!

by robcraine April 9, 2004

Rugrats

Extremely small yet resourceful rats who live in a rug. These diminutive rodents make their burrows in the dark spaces underneath furniture amongst the hairs of your rug or carpet. They live on crumbs and have a tendency to collect shiny objects such as coins or keys, although they have been known to also steal pens, sweets and important pieces of paper.

Those darned rugrats have collected a huge mound of junk under my sofa again, yet the exterminator refuses to do anything about it.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

person 1

Individual often cited in examples. Person 1 has been seen doing a wide range of acts such as asking "What's up;" going to AA meetings; and even voting for george w bush

Person 1: Why do people keep on saying I do all these stupid things? Can't they think of someone else to use in their examples?

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Endb

A type of bell, found in early christian churches. Rung to denote the end of the (30 minute) period when the commandments actually apply. Sadly this feature is missing from modern chaples.

Once the Endb had finished tolling it was a sign that everyone could let their hair down and party.

by robcraine March 15, 2004