robcraine's definitions

rebelprez

Person set up in opposition to the orthodox leader or president of a group or nation.

The anti-popes were early examples of a rebelprez during various times in the history of the Catholic Church.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Jennifer Lopez

A hypothetical entity that editors in Urban Dictionary are encouraged to publish entries on. In fact, it is the first guideline.

Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Very Hott

When your keyboard gets so hot that the keys start to melt, this can result in accidental repetition of letters and unnecessary capitalisation.

Itts Very Hott ttoday, isn'tt itt? My TT key seems to be sticking tto tthe keyboard.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

Rugrats

Extremely small yet resourceful rats who live in a rug. These diminutive rodents make their burrows in the dark spaces underneath furniture amongst the hairs of your rug or carpet. They live on crumbs and have a tendency to collect shiny objects such as coins or keys, although they have been known to also steal pens, sweets and important pieces of paper.

Those darned rugrats have collected a huge mound of junk under my sofa again, yet the exterminator refuses to do anything about it.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

newegg

A freshly laid egg.

Ant: bad egg

The best eggs come straight from the chicken, I love a newegg in the morning.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

punt

Flat bottomed, small, open boat that is powered by a person pushing along with a long pole. Similar to a Venetian gondola. Used in shallow waters (unless you have a really long pole.)

The waters around Cambridge University are often full of silly punts.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

cactus

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

by robcraine December 28, 2005