by rob April 22, 2005
situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.
Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."
by Rob February 16, 2003
(n.) A person that pops the collar of their polo shirt and tries to look cool, then says random shit in class and goes "yeah I said it," in another vain attempt to look cool. Threatens to beat people up. Is very very gay.
Did you see that Glod over there? He popped his collar and yelled a bunch of random shit about Wu-Tang clan. That kid needs to eat it.
by Rob May 20, 2004
by Rob May 01, 2003
by rob October 01, 2003
Like spread eagle, but upside down.
Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.
by Rob April 28, 2023