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Definitions by roach.baddie

Schmutz = what your jewish dad says when you have something on you
“You have some schmutz on your forehead
Schmutz by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Pensatucky 

That one country gorl from OITNB
Person 1: “hey whos that one country girl from Orange is The New Black?”

Person 2: “You mean Pensatucky?”

Person 1: “Oh ok
Pensatucky by roach.baddie September 15, 2023

Jesus Lighting

Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”

Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”

Person 1: “lmao”

*may or may not be based on a true story*
Jesus Lighting by roach.baddie September 15, 2023

Mean Girls Day (October 3rd) 

October 3rd Mean Girls Day (October 3rd) because of the famous scene that features protagonist Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) and her high school crush Aaron Samuels (Jonathan Bennett). In the scene, Cady narrates that “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.” to which she replies “It's October 3rd."
Person 1: “Hey, why aren’t you wearing pink?

Person 2: “Why would I wear Pink?”

Person 1: “Because today is Wednesday, October 3rd aka Mean Girls Day (October 3rd), Duhh”

Person 2: “Ohhh are you talking about that famous teen clique movie from the 2000’s?”

Person 1: “What else would I talk about? Especially Today!”

Lady and The Tramp’d 

A romantic gesture involving two people getting on opposite sides of a long/tubular food item (ex: burrito, spaghetti, sour patch straw) and meeting at the middle.
Person 1: “Last night was so romantic”

Person 2: “What happened”

Person 1: “Trent took me out to the local gas station, where we Lady and the Tramp’d a piece of Licorice”

Person 2: “Cute!”