nickelback

The act of willfully allowing your ears to be penetrated by a hairy dick. Loved by few hated by most.

Person a: nickelback hurt last night
Person b: personally I enjoy it
Person a: you gross shit

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014

recto-sexual

The attraction to ones rectum/anus and nothing else. Often seen in males in prison.

Prisoner 1: i want some anus
Prisoner 2: are you gay or recto-sexual?
Prisoner 1: I am recto-sexual, bend over..........

by righteousconsumption October 23, 2014

basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.

My wife was turned on by my basting.

by righteousconsumption October 17, 2014

pubic shuffle

A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.

Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her...
Matt: how far did ya get?
Kyle: homerun bitch

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014

drilla

A man who drills holes in random objects. Once said holes have been drilled he fucks the shit out of them until he bleeds.......

Jeremy: dude I hear Alex is a drilla
Michael: yeah I caught him having sexual relations with a rock

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014