duponting

To Have Sex With Your Family members. Derived From The Dupont family.

Bill Was Caught Duponting His Cousin Sally.

by righteousconsumption March 06, 2015

buck angelism

A religion based off worshipping a transvestite porn star.

Max: what are you doing
Herald: praying to Buck Angel
Max: wtf?
Herald: buck angelism bro......

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014

nickelback

The act of willfully allowing your ears to be penetrated by a hairy dick. Loved by few hated by most.

Person a: nickelback hurt last night
Person b: personally I enjoy it
Person a: you gross shit

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014

logging

To beat your partner to death with your penis.

Sally: what the hell are you gonna do for our 50th anniversary
Matt: some good logging
He then beats her to death with his dick

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

xxx-mas

When you have violent sexual relations with a Christmas tree ordimant. When it breaks you shove the pieces up your rectum. All the while Santa is jerking off watching you do this.

When the line ran out at the mall for sitting on Santa's lap, he and his elf friend had some fun xxx-mas while they waited for the children.

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014