richard black's definitions

scumbag

A used condom full of semen.

Two gays walked down Lovers Lane early Sunday morning looking for fresh scumbags for a morning appetizer.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

qt

phrase meaning quiet tongue and often used with the word *on* and meaning being quiet when referring to secrets, gossip, or lies.

Since Tyrone showed up with the new purple 05 Cadillac with thin tires and spinner, silver wheels, he's been on the qt even with Brie Ann.

by Richard Black June 10, 2005

dillberry

See dingleberry. A crust of dried human feces stuck on anal hair.

Denny Dimwit scrapped off a few dillberries, rolled them up, and flicked them at his fellow classmates.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

stud muffin

A masculine cover-up for homosexuality; usually seen as escorts for older women or starlets, often paid to do so, to perpetuate a facade, their masculinity.

Rock Hudson, James Dean, Monty Clift, etc. were all stud muffins, and movie goers didn't find out until near or after their deaths.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

grope

With homosexuals, feeling the size (length, girth) of a potential trick's penis while the hardened penis is still in the pants of the trick.

Howard could feel something like the size of a hard gherkin in LeRoy's pants, so he decided not to grope him anymore and moved on.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

voluptuous

adj. appealing strongly to the senses, mainly to the eyes in a sexually gratifying way.

Brie Ann's stats of 44" ddd , 23", and 25" were the voluptuous assets she brought to Tyrone's bed.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

tube steak

Gay lingo for penis.

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.

by Richard Black May 13, 2005