richard black's definitions

fluff

The female (wife) in a lesbian relationship.

Sally was the fluff, and Marty was the gruff in their homosexual relationship

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

beer cum

Foul tasting semen from someone who has been drinking and has ejaculated in the mouth of someone who has not been drinking.

Kelvin didn't like to trick at clubs or parties because he did not like the taste of beer cum.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

cucumber

Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.

The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.

by Richard Black May 1, 2005

menstrual cycle

The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.

Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

golden enema

With gays, relieving the bladder during anal intercourse.

Since Tyrone drank so much beer and liked bareback anal intercourse, he was great with a golden enema.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

I'm cumming

Usually the last or near the last words in a string just prior to an orgasmic climax.

Oh, yeah, baby, more, faster harder, yeah, oooh, I'm cumming, ahhhhhhhhhhh!

by Richard Black March 23, 2005

milky way

An orgasim in either a male or female; ejaculation.

Tyrone and Takeshia climaxed at the same time, resulting in a great milky way as both were having unprotected sex and there was nothing to stop the flow of the ebony custard.

by Richard Black February 28, 2005