A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.
by Richard Black May 06, 2005
n. the sex act (fucking)
Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.
Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.
Honey, have dinner (as the noon meal was called then) on the table when I get there. We're gonna eat fast and spend the rest of the time in a little afternoon delight.
by Richard Black April 20, 2005
by Richard Black May 24, 2005
In the southern U.S., a person who is a product of an interracial sexual encounter. Their skin is also called 'bright' by their peers.
Kenyatta is a perfect blend of Tyrone, her black daddy, and Lisa her white college cheerleader mother. She is bright in more ways than one.
by Richard Black February 28, 2005
n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.
"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."
Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"
Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"
by Richard Black June 27, 2005
After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.
by Richard Black December 28, 2010
A technique of fellatio in which one takes the complete penis shaft into the mouth/throat and buries his/her face into the pubes of the receiver. A delicate procedure which takes practice. Start with shorter lengths and graduate to a massive black cock of 11.5". The release of the semen at this point is enjoyable for both parties and the giver leaves without semen breath.
Kiersten did her homework before she deepthroated Tyrone's foot long member. Tyrone was escatic to have ejaculated in Kiersten's esophagus. They both felt so warm.
by Richard Black March 24, 2005