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pregnant sex

Tyrone didn't have to ask the dr. if it was safe to continue sex during pregnancy because he knew other couples who had sex within a few hours of delivery. In fact, with Brie Ann's quints, he claims he broke her water with his final, ejaculating thrust. A nurse in the delivery room claimed there was semen on the face of the first out.
by Richard Black May 7, 2005
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low carb

Gays have been on this diet steadily for years. It consists entirely of meat and gravy.
A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.
by Richard Black May 6, 2005
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manhood

n. a sense of ego regarding masculinity, feeding off the size of a man's cock or or his number of conquests or his way of having sex.
Just having thirteen inches of dangling meat was proof enough of Bam's masculinity.

Tyrone being a father to nine kids at twenty-one indicated only a part of his masculinity. Think of the number of conquests that didn't produce babies.
by Richard Black May 8, 2005
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swallowing

Ultimate act of love between male homosexual partners - swallowing your lover's load.
Jim felt his love for Joe exude all over his body as he swallowed Joe's load.
by Richard Black March 15, 2005
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rose bud

An enflamed hemorhoid.
Joe could hardly use the cheap, one-ply office toilet paper because his rose bud was so tender.
by Richard Black March 9, 2005
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hussy

n. bitch. In the 1930s through the 1950s the term for a demanding, self-centered, hateful female.
Joan Crawford played the leading role in the movie "The Gorgeous Hussy."

You hussy; stop flirting with my husband.
by Richard Black June 25, 2005
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unfuckable

A fat black girl that is so grossly overweight nobody would date her, much less have sex with her.
La Toya weighed 550 pounds and was totally unfuckable.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
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