richard black's definitions

Jamaican

Phrase at the beginning of a sentence meaning "You are making," or "Did you make?" Probably southern dialect.

Jamaican me crazy with that boombox turned up to the tenth decibel.

Jamaican 'A' in sexology last semester?

by Richard Black June 29, 2005

foundations

n. a term used widely until the 1970s to describe various women's undergarments such as girdles, bustles, corsets, etc. Girdles and corsets slimmed down the moderately obese lady who could tolerate them. Corsets also gave an hourglass figure to a thin person, such as Scarlett O'hara.

Mrs. Gottrocks went to the foundations department at Neiman Marcus to check out the lastest styles in girdles.

by Richard Black October 10, 2005

intercourse

The penetration of the penis into the pelvic cavity, resulting in partners being pelvis to pelvis as in the missionary position with sexual organs being totally obscured by pubic hair.

Repetitions of this procedure are referred to as 'having sex,' 'fucking,' screwing, etc.

Rick had a bad habit of cumming upon entry with one simple penetration, leaving Marsha frustrated and resorting to masturbation for release.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

tapioca cum

Cum that has little lumps of a clear crystal liquid.

Takeshia nearly strangled on Tyrone's tapioca cum when he unloaded on her tonsils.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

penetration

In sex the disappearence of the penis into the vaginal cavity and the rupturing the hymen.

Kiersten's examination in the ER showed that the source of her vaginal bleeding was penetration and the puncturing of the back wall of her vagina as the source of the blood. Kiersten spoke of falling on her bicycle handlebar, but the experienced personnel in the ER knew rape when they saw it. Who was the rider of the second bike that was found? Someone said Kiersten had been seen riding with Peter Goesinya.

by Richard Black March 25, 2005

out of wedlock

n. a phrase that indicates connubial or marriage benefits for male/female couples who have not married and are 'practicing marriage' out of wedlock.

Shi'Thead and Shi'Tisha often 'practice marriage,' live together for a time, and bring children into the world out of wedlock. There are no problems in this because welfare/US govenment will see the mother is well monitored during pregnancy, birth the child free, feed the child by issuing food stamps, provide for all medical benefits, and pay for the schooling of the child through college (Pell Grants). The mother receives a stiped, one for each child born out of wedlock. Everything is taken care of and life is wonderful. There is no limit on the number of children and couples often try for more children so they can get more money. So no wonder immigrants want to come to this country and live the good life and have everything taken care of by the government.

by Richard Black May 15, 2005

rose bud

An enflamed hemorhoid.

Joe could hardly use the cheap, one-ply office toilet paper because his rose bud was so tender.

by Richard Black March 9, 2005