richard black's definitions

rubbers

Galoshes; rain shoes

Momma to Sonny: "Sonny, how many times have I asked you not leave your wet rubbers in the chair in the hall? Leave them in the foyer."

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

conception

the union of the sperm and the egg to produce a new life after copulation.

Amber and Tyrone had been trying so hard for a baby without success. Amber got the idea of having sex for twenty-eight days in a row with Tyrone. Bingo, there was finally conception, but Amber never found out exactly when her fertile days were. She was so big at graduation, her gown couldn't hide her condition. Tyrone's hard-on went unnoticed under his gown even though he was thinking of what he was going to do to Amber that night after they got their diplomas.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

watch queen

1. a gay who doesn't actively participate in a homosexual act but gets off by watching others.

2. one who watches for police, security while others engage in public sex.

3. a gay who is too old to participate in gay sex acts but still enjoys watching others.

Jerry and Jake couldn't finish each other off in the park because there were so many watch queens.

by Richard Black March 17, 2005

jew wanna

Compressed phrase in southern U. S. that means do you want to.

Jew wanna go to a movie or jew wanna fuck?

by Richard Black May 26, 2005

Piss Chunks

Bite size pieces of watermelon. When eating watermelon properly, one usually uses a knife and fork and eats chunks of watermelon which are like bite-size pieces of the fruit. Watermelon is mainy water so eating a lot of it causes one to urinate frequently, the same as drinking beer does.

"Son, put some salt on those piss chunks, and you won't have to go so often."

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

v. haul off

Southern U. S. expression which means to do or perform an act.

If you turn that boom blaster up one more decible, I am going to haul off and slap you.

Come on, honey, let me haul off and kiss you one more time.

by Richard Black June 24, 2005

peterbilt

stud, strong, macho, manly; like the guys who drive the trucks of the same name.

The girls all fell for Mike because he was a real Peterbilt.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005