richard's definitions

tar baby

a situation almost impossible to get out of; a problem virtually unsolvable;

His political advisers told him to stay away from the controversy,
that it was a no-win cause, a “tar baby.”

by Richard April 18, 2004

ah wah

Derogatory term used to express satisfaction in another’s misfortune.

Ah Wah! I especially like the bit where the fat man fell on his arse.

Person 1: I fell on my arse
Person 2: AH WAH!

by Richard May 23, 2004

</joke>

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.

Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>

by Richard August 10, 2004

moop

Cow poop.

I almost stepped in a pile of moop.

by Richard April 17, 2004

triangle boobs

boobs that look like someone grabbed by the nipple and pulled too hard on.

Man that chic's got triangle boobs !

by Richard February 10, 2003

chickens

Chickens, an ominous VN Lance presence. Constantly fueling the flames of passionate VN discussion, and winning the hearts and adoration of many.

Chickens made a VN post.

by Richard May 13, 2005

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003