25 definitions by rice hater
by rice hater March 19, 2006
A sad, sad excuse for "the future of gaming." In my opinion, the few weeks you spend saving up for the game, isn't worth the 2 hours you'll play it before it gets boring. The new Superstar Mode reaches a new level in stupidity, getting close to even the idea of invading Iraq for WMD. Superstar mode basically allows you to go to practice, take the occasional interview, and play games... nothing more.
by rice hater August 26, 2005
1. An awesome band who's fan-base in recent years has become composed mainly of poser/skaters who buy the "AC/DC Back In Black" t-shirts from Walmart and think they're cool, but really have never heard an AC/DC song.
2. Alternating Current/Direct Current, a type of electricity which is used in home apliances and MIG welders.
2. Alternating Current/Direct Current, a type of electricity which is used in home apliances and MIG welders.
by rice hater March 20, 2006
A kick-ass powerfull engine. Ricers usually tend to flap about how in-effiecient V8's (of the 70's) were. Actually, they were in-efficient only because the lack of technology, now, with new modern muscle cars coming out, such as the Charger and the Mustang, these cars actually compete with Honda's little 4-bangers for MPG. V8's have 8 cylinders arranged in a V pattern, these produce monster amounts of torque and HP, killing rice like no tommorow. New Mustang's have twice the cylinders and about three times the displacement as the Honda Civic, yet still gets 30 MPG highway. Take that, rice burner.
by rice hater August 15, 2005
1. Anything a muscle car can do and a ricer can not. (i.e. climbing a hill steeper than a 15 degree incline.)
2. Slamming the gas pedal to the floor when not in motion, causing the tires to spin without traction, making smoke. This is something that mainly only Muscle Cars can do, caused by the mass amount of torque put out by the big cubes of muscle car engines.
3. Someone who wears Def Leppard wife beaters and smokes cigs while driving in his Camaro, listening to AC/DC.
2. Slamming the gas pedal to the floor when not in motion, causing the tires to spin without traction, making smoke. This is something that mainly only Muscle Cars can do, caused by the mass amount of torque put out by the big cubes of muscle car engines.
3. Someone who wears Def Leppard wife beaters and smokes cigs while driving in his Camaro, listening to AC/DC.
1. Man, I put up 450 ft/lbs on my trans am, thats a burnout.
2. A ricer beat me at the drag strip because he had a ten second head start because my burnout took so long, for once, torque has let me down.
3. Dude, I saw this burner drivin' this boss Camaro, man that thing was hooked up.
2. A ricer beat me at the drag strip because he had a ten second head start because my burnout took so long, for once, torque has let me down.
3. Dude, I saw this burner drivin' this boss Camaro, man that thing was hooked up.
by rice hater August 8, 2005
1. Something that has under 90 ft/lbs of torque.
2. Automobiles made in Japan, highly over-rated, have no styling, get good gas milage for one reason: Small engines. Honda's have been called reliable, but are really pieces of shit, they fall apart. Keep insisting that DOHC actually boosts efficiency, but actually it doesn't do shit.
3. Number one choice for ricers world-wide. Usually because they are cheap, and are seen in Fast and the Furious. Poser's and main-stream Whiggers buy this type of car.
2. Automobiles made in Japan, highly over-rated, have no styling, get good gas milage for one reason: Small engines. Honda's have been called reliable, but are really pieces of shit, they fall apart. Keep insisting that DOHC actually boosts efficiency, but actually it doesn't do shit.
3. Number one choice for ricers world-wide. Usually because they are cheap, and are seen in Fast and the Furious. Poser's and main-stream Whiggers buy this type of car.
1. Yeah my Techumseh lawn mower is hondaed.
2. Dude, I just had the weirdest dream: Honda changed the styling on the Civic!
3. Check out this poser in his Civic, that thing probably runs like 115 ft/lbs.
2. Dude, I just had the weirdest dream: Honda changed the styling on the Civic!
3. Check out this poser in his Civic, that thing probably runs like 115 ft/lbs.
by rice hater August 8, 2005
When a ricer and a other car race, the ricer loses, the winner slows down to legal speed, then the ricer flies by and thinks he won, to save some face in front of his friends.
"Dude, check out this ricer, he wants to race, check out his 4-banger Dodge Neon, my V-8 6.6 403 could whoop his ass."
*Ricer revs engine* *I rev back*
"We kicked his ass... oh her comes the ricer flyby... sure enough, probably thinks he won..."
*Ricer revs engine* *I rev back*
"We kicked his ass... oh her comes the ricer flyby... sure enough, probably thinks he won..."
by rice hater June 28, 2005