Person 1: Hey Alex, what's Heron?
Person 2: Oh, that's death trying to play a trick on morons that buy it by changing the word Heroin to Heron. It's the same thing: Death.
Person 1: Why is there so much death?
Person 2: It seems our fellow citizens have acquired a taste for it. And some have acquired the unhealthy taste for dishing it out. Simple as that.
Person 2: Oh, that's death trying to play a trick on morons that buy it by changing the word Heroin to Heron. It's the same thing: Death.
Person 1: Why is there so much death?
Person 2: It seems our fellow citizens have acquired a taste for it. And some have acquired the unhealthy taste for dishing it out. Simple as that.
by rg84 March 30, 2025
Person 1: But there's no logic or goodness to creatively making up a word and then applying a definition to it! That's just an anecdote.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure
he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it
fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X
sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure
he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it
fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X
sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.
by rg84 March 30, 2025
What it really means to Snitch. Because you Snatchin' that motherfucking poison dealer and whoever else off the streets and seeking a better life for yourself. Plus, SNITCH SOUNDS LIKE BITCH AND IT WAS LIKELY A BITCH ASS POISON CRACK/METH/H/COKE AND WHATEVER OTHER POISON THEY WANNA PUSH DEALER THAT MADE IT UP, and the bitch made it up cuz that's what bitches do. They make up words. And drive people insane. And control their lives and minds and "OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHAT AM I GONNA DO! I SNITCHED MY FUCKING DRUG DEALER AND NOW I GOTTA PULL A SNATCH AND BLOW OFF THE FUCKER'S HEAD WITH A SAWED-OFF BEFORE HE DOES IT TO ME!"
by rg84 March 30, 2025
Any vehicle, parked in any location, but necessarily near where any roost of crows may occur and whereupon said vehicle, upon said roost of crows happens to occasion, becomes a specific target of mobbing by the roost and most especially, but most certainly not discluding other behaviors (i.e. flying about the vehicle, divebombing the vehicle etc.) via the means of defecation.
Person 1: Wow, Bob's vehicle became a crowcar last night by that roost
Person 2: Oh yeah, I see it clearly. 17 years of hate coming at that thing now. Look at all that shit!
Person 3: Git that caw outta here! It's like a feather's tickling all the wrong bones in me looking at it!
Bob (just coming out the door to go to work): Hey fellas, how's it going? .......Hey, what the fuck happened to my car!?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I see it clearly. 17 years of hate coming at that thing now. Look at all that shit!
Person 3: Git that caw outta here! It's like a feather's tickling all the wrong bones in me looking at it!
Bob (just coming out the door to go to work): Hey fellas, how's it going? .......Hey, what the fuck happened to my car!?
by rg84 March 30, 2025