ressaler's definitions

dateosaurus rex

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.

Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.

by ressaler October 10, 2008

dateosaurus rex

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.

Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.

by Ressaler October 10, 2008

nixon

When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.

Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!

by Ressaler July 16, 2006

skin cup

when a male's penis and testicles are "hanging low" and cover his butt hole when he is sitting down and or scooching up in his chair.

Man I am having a low hangin' day. I've totaly got a skin cup goin' on!

by Ressaler July 16, 2006