red2019's definitions

zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lop

Wow! You’re bored. You’ve done qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and more and still came back! However, you’re on an iPad, therefore you’re missing a few characters. You’re probably in class, get to work!

1: Psst, dude, I finally found a keyboard smash without an urban dictionary page on it!
2: One moment. “ zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lop” you said?
1: Woww. Couldn’t let me have this.

by red2019 June 19, 2023

PLEADE

You type so fast, you’ve managed to misspell 1/6 letters in the word “please”. Judging by how fast you’ve typed it, we can safely assume your desperate, heck, even… pleading…

A: No, you cannot drive my car.
B: PLEADE I’LL DO ANYRHINF.

by red2019 August 23, 2024

CSN

At an astronomical speed, you’ve misspelt the most simple word. Can. Congratulations.

1: Why’d you call me?
2: CSN I COME OVER MY HOUSE BURNT DOWN

by red2019 June 19, 2023

RGAT

Upon typing “what” so quickly that you’ve mixed up the “w” and the “h” in what.

1: OUR NEIGHBOUR GOT ROBBED!
2: RGAT IM OMW

by red2019 June 19, 2023

BACKGRUDH

You’ve done it. You’ve reached such a speed of typing that you misspell words like “Background”. Give yourself a pat on the back.

1: Why is that your Lock Screen?
2: HELP OK LET ME TELL YOU THE BACKGRUDH BEHIND IT.

by red2019 June 19, 2023

Sprinkles

A crush codename for someone who has small specs of something on their appearance. Let it be freckles, or dandruff.

A: SPRINKLES IS SO FINE !
B: I heard you the first time..

by red2019 August 23, 2024

ANYRHINF

I can’t believe it. Not only have you misspelt “anything” you’ve messed up TWO letters in the word. Are you happy? You type fast but at what cost. Go do some typeracer and save yourself from “what?” “Wdym” “re spell that pls?”

A: I’m not telling you my crush.
B: I’LL DO ANYRHINF PLEASE JSUT TEL LME

by red2019 August 23, 2024