Sandwich

Group of three Gulag escapees where the weaker one succumbs and is cannibalized. From the movie “Gulag” (1985).
“Food’s no problem, just take along a sandwich! You know what a sandwich is, don’t you? A sandwich is when two prisoners take along a third weaker prisoner on an escape. Someone they reckon can last one or two days and then die. And when he does, they eat him!”
by red phillips May 05, 2022
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SUCI

Sandy chose to bury herself in that ridiculous antivaxx BS from Facebook. No surprise that she's now SUCI on a ventilator.
by red phillips October 27, 2021
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Jack

A twenty-dollar bill, short for Andrew Jackson, the portrait thereon.
Hey, flip me a Jack. I need gas for the trip.
by red phillips October 26, 2022
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NVNG

"You keep insisting this roadtrip is too dangerous. Sorry, mate, NVNG."
by red phillips June 05, 2020
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That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.
"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."
by red phillips June 21, 2020
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2020 pregnant

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"
by red phillips February 02, 2021
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Branch COVIDiot

The stupid subhuman white supremacist racist Trumpoid fucks that are protesting the desperate attempt to slow the spread of a plague threatening the world by forging an alliance with a much more disgusting plague threatening the world.
More Branch COVIDiots were seen at the capitol steps today indignantly protesting the need to save the country from a viral outbreak
by red phillips April 19, 2020
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