red phillips's definitions

Snort swab

To get tested for COVID-19

"Hey, Mate... now that Donald Trump is COVID positive are you finally gonna snort swab yourself?"

by red phillips October 2, 2020

A major case of the blue seats

That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.

"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."

by red phillips June 21, 2020

NVNG

Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained.

"You keep insisting this roadtrip is too dangerous. Sorry, mate, NVNG."

by red phillips June 5, 2020

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

SAIEW

Same as it ever was.

Trump's trying to shift blame for the coronavirus outbreak to Hillary and the Deep State. No, really... he is. SAIEW.

by red phillips May 10, 2020

WKIT

Will keep in touch.

Thanks for the hot tip on that house... WKIT.

by red phillips April 27, 2020

Branch COVIDiot

The stupid subhuman white supremacist racist Trumpoid fucks that are protesting the desperate attempt to slow the spread of a plague threatening the world by forging an alliance with a much more disgusting plague threatening the world.

More Branch COVIDiots were seen at the capitol steps today indignantly protesting the need to save the country from a viral outbreak

by red phillips April 19, 2020