red phillips's definitions

SAIEW

Same as it ever was.

Trump's trying to shift blame for the coronavirus outbreak to Hillary and the Deep State. No, really... he is. SAIEW.

by red phillips May 10, 2020

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

NVNG

Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained.

"You keep insisting this roadtrip is too dangerous. Sorry, mate, NVNG."

by red phillips June 5, 2020

A major case of the blue seats

That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.

"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."

by red phillips June 21, 2020

Snort swab

To get tested for COVID-19

"Hey, Mate... now that Donald Trump is COVID positive are you finally gonna snort swab yourself?"

by red phillips October 2, 2020

The Marvel Effect

What results from overblown wannabe Tony Starks like Elon Musk managing to convince people that our level of technology is far more advanced than it actually is, like the movie franchise always does. Originally from Adam Something's YouTube "Why a Mars Colony is a Dangerous and Stupid Idea".

Those enthralled by the idea of a one-way trip to some Mars Colony in the near future are just deluding themselves with The Marvel Effect.

by red phillips December 24, 2022

Jack

A twenty-dollar bill, short for Andrew Jackson, the portrait thereon.

Hey, flip me a Jack. I need gas for the trip.

by red phillips October 26, 2022