Trump's trying to shift blame for the coronavirus outbreak to Hillary and the Deep State. No, really... he is. SAIEW.
by red phillips May 10, 2020
The stupid subhuman white supremacist racist Trumpoid fucks that are protesting the desperate attempt to slow the spread of a plague threatening the world by forging an alliance with a much more disgusting plague threatening the world.
More Branch COVIDiots were seen at the capitol steps today indignantly protesting the need to save the country from a viral outbreak
by red phillips April 19, 2020
When a porn hottie totally wrecks the vibe of a good blowjob by the aggravating and ridiculous habit of constantly staring into the camera.
by red phillips May 11, 2018
Group of three Gulag escapees where the weaker one succumbs and is cannibalized. From the movie “Gulag” (1985).
“Food’s no problem, just take along a sandwich! You know what a sandwich is, don’t you? A sandwich is when two prisoners take along a third weaker prisoner on an escape. Someone they reckon can last one or two days and then die. And when he does, they eat him!”
by red phillips May 05, 2022
by red phillips March 11, 2018
That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.
"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."
by red phillips June 22, 2020
Every time you ask me why I haven't fixed something you know full well what the answer's gonna be... BIDHAM!
by red phillips December 16, 2016