red phillips's definitions

BIDHAM

Because I Don't Have Any Money.

Every time you ask me why I haven't fixed something you know full well what the answer's gonna be... BIDHAM!

by red phillips December 16, 2016

CWYC

Call When You Can.

"Just got back to the house... CWYC."

by red phillips January 8, 2019

starejob

When a porn hottie totally wrecks the vibe of a good blowjob by the aggravating and ridiculous habit of constantly staring into the camera.

One more potentially hot porn clip, ruined with a starejob.

by red phillips June 4, 2018

Branch COVIDiot

The stupid subhuman white supremacist racist Trumpoid fucks that are protesting the desperate attempt to slow the spread of a plague threatening the world by forging an alliance with a much more disgusting plague threatening the world.

More Branch COVIDiots were seen at the capitol steps today indignantly protesting the need to save the country from a viral outbreak

by red phillips April 19, 2020

Covfeve-19

Coronavirus, so named in recognition of its greatest ally in the fight so far.

We all remember 2020, the year the Covfeve-19 virus plagued the whole world.

by red phillips March 23, 2020

WKIT

Will keep in touch.

Thanks for the hot tip on that house... WKIT.

by red phillips April 27, 2020

SAIEW

Same as it ever was.

Trump's trying to shift blame for the coronavirus outbreak to Hillary and the Deep State. No, really... he is. SAIEW.

by red phillips May 10, 2020