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NVNG

"You keep insisting this roadtrip is too dangerous. Sorry, mate, NVNG."
by red phillips June 5, 2020
mugGet the NVNGmug.

Masslighting

The art of gaslighting applied to crowds of gullible nincompoops of varying degrees predisposed to the delusion.
"President Trump, in a forte of masslighting, told his rally that he would be gracious if he lost the election."
by red phillips December 6, 2020
mugGet the Masslightingmug.

BIDHAM

Because I Don't Have Any Money.
Every time you ask me why I haven't fixed something you know full well what the answer's gonna be... BIDHAM!
by red phillips December 16, 2016
mugGet the BIDHAMmug.

A major case of the blue seats

That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.
"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."
by red phillips June 21, 2020
mugGet the A major case of the blue seatsmug.

2020 pregnant

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"
by red phillips February 2, 2021
mugGet the 2020 pregnantmug.

CWYC

"Just got back to the house... CWYC."
by red phillips January 8, 2019
mugGet the CWYCmug.

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.
"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"
by red phillips May 14, 2020
mugGet the Flying off the shitpilemug.

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