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Billosophy

The holy and wise teachings of bill. These proverbs must be mastered in order to become billworthy. You must consult with a bill scholar to obtain the scriptures of billosophy.

Human 1: excuse me sir, where could I obtain the proverbs of billosophy?
Human 2: right here, for I am a bill scholar young one.

by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021

Brian

An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.

Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie

by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021

Screech

To emit a high pitched noise at..you guessed it…high velocities. Can sound a bit distorted, especially over the phone. Can also be used as a code word for moaning, I see you dirty minded mufkrs.

I screeched to my friend as a form of greeting, he approved and screeched back.

by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021

So Not Halal Mode

Incorrect, unethical, or just wrong. One must be halal mode to achieve greatness in life. If you don’t subscribe to the wise ultimate universe, multiverse and metaverse, or if you beat me and my cousin in skywars, you are so not halal mode.

Me and my cousin: gets killed in skywars
Us simultaneously: SO NOT HALAL MODE

by readyplayerone1 February 6, 2022

billworthy

It means you are worthy of standing in the holy grace of bill. If you are not billworthy you are so not halal mode (a requirement for #life).

Ur mom is so billworthy

…Bill Bill Bill!!

by readyplayerone1 December 14, 2021

Billosopher

A scholar who is approved to teach billosophy. One must become first billworthy and then proceed to additional training to become a billosopher. Billosophers are all wise and intelligent beings.

I just became billworthy and am now starting training to become a billosopher

by readyplayerone1 February 6, 2022

Bill Standard Time

Bill standard time also known as bst is any time zone that has billworthy individuals residing within it. Anyone who is named bill automatically makes the time zone they live in bill standard time.

John: where exactly is bill standard time?
Bill: anywhere I set my graces

by readyplayerone1 January 9, 2022