readyplayerone1's definitions

Brian

An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.

Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie

by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021

So Not Halal Mode

Incorrect, unethical, or just wrong. One must be halal mode to achieve greatness in life. If you don’t subscribe to the wise ultimate universe, multiverse and metaverse, or if you beat me and my cousin in skywars, you are so not halal mode.

Me and my cousin: gets killed in skywars
Us simultaneously: SO NOT HALAL MODE

by readyplayerone1 February 6, 2022

Screech

To emit a high pitched noise at..you guessed it…high velocities. Can sound a bit distorted, especially over the phone. Can also be used as a code word for moaning, I see you dirty minded mufkrs.

I screeched to my friend as a form of greeting, he approved and screeched back.

by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021

Bill Standard Time

Bill standard time also known as bst is any time zone that has billworthy individuals residing within it. Anyone who is named bill automatically makes the time zone they live in bill standard time.

John: where exactly is bill standard time?
Bill: anywhere I set my graces

by readyplayerone1 January 9, 2022

Billosophy

The holy and wise teachings of bill. These proverbs must be mastered in order to become billworthy. You must consult with a bill scholar to obtain the scriptures of billosophy.

Human 1: excuse me sir, where could I obtain the proverbs of billosophy?
Human 2: right here, for I am a bill scholar young one.

by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021

Skurries

An effective movement strategy that requires the stepping of feet at high velocities. Can be used under any circumstance and the speed will vary depending on the cause of action. Nevertheless, it is always a much more proficient alternative than basic human movements like running or jogging…ew.

*skurries to your nearest location and screeches*

by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021

CRISSING

To aggressively move your hand in a scratching motion. Can be used to signify any emotion. Best used when on FaceTime calls with fellow psychotic relatives or friends who are high on crack.

We made an edit of our mothers CRISSING to the camera.

by readyplayerone1 December 30, 2021