Bill Standard Time

Bill standard time also known as bst is any time zone that has billworthy individuals residing within it. Anyone who is named bill automatically makes the time zone they live in bill standard time.

John: where exactly is bill standard time?
Bill: anywhere I set my graces

by readyplayerone1 January 09, 2022

CRISSING

To aggressively move your hand in a scratching motion. Can be used to signify any emotion. Best used when on FaceTime calls with fellow psychotic relatives or friends who are high on crack.

We made an edit of our mothers CRISSING to the camera.

by readyplayerone1 December 30, 2021

Brian

An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.

Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie

by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021

billworthy

It means you are worthy of standing in the holy grace of bill. If you are not billworthy you are so not halal mode (a requirement for #life).

Ur mom is so billworthy

…Bill Bill Bill!!

by readyplayerone1 December 14, 2021

Billosopher

A scholar who is approved to teach billosophy. One must become first billworthy and then proceed to additional training to become a billosopher. Billosophers are all wise and intelligent beings.

I just became billworthy and am now starting training to become a billosopher

by readyplayerone1 February 06, 2022

Billosophy

The holy and wise teachings of bill. These proverbs must be mastered in order to become billworthy. You must consult with a bill scholar to obtain the scriptures of billosophy.

Human 1: excuse me sir, where could I obtain the proverbs of billosophy?
Human 2: right here, for I am a bill scholar young one.

by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021

Skidaddling

The lower velocity alternative to skurrying (see skurries). Can be more professional and less intimidating to the witnesses. Much better alternative to walking…which is absolutely atrocious…I still can’t believe humans do that.

I will be skidaddling to my comrade’s house at 2pm bill standard time.

by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021