Billosophy

The holy and wise teachings of bill. These proverbs must be mastered in order to become billworthy. You must consult with a bill scholar to obtain the scriptures of billosophy.
Human 1: excuse me sir, where could I obtain the proverbs of billosophy?
Human 2: right here, for I am a bill scholar young one.
by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021
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CRISSING

To aggressively move your hand in a scratching motion. Can be used to signify any emotion. Best used when on FaceTime calls with fellow psychotic relatives or friends who are high on crack.
We made an edit of our mothers CRISSING to the camera.
by readyplayerone1 December 30, 2021
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Skidaddling

The lower velocity alternative to skurrying (see skurries). Can be more professional and less intimidating to the witnesses. Much better alternative to walking…which is absolutely atrocious…I still can’t believe humans do that.
I will be skidaddling to my comrade’s house at 2pm bill standard time.
by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021
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Billy Bob

A starting phrase that can be finished in many ways, almost any word actually. Can be used in any context and can mean anything. Some halal mode versions include Billy Bob Joy, Billy Bob gâÿ, Billy Bob World, Billy Bob Sus, Billy Bob Variant, Billy Bob Universe, Billy Bob Defense, Billy Bob Security, Billy Bob Attack, Billy Bob Wise, Billy Bob Serenity, Billy Bob Ultimate, and Billy Bob Bill.
Me: so we still good to hang this weekend?
My cousin: Billy Bob Joy!
by readyplayerone1 February 06, 2022
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Screech

To emit a high pitched noise at..you guessed it…high velocities. Can sound a bit distorted, especially over the phone. Can also be used as a code word for moaning, I see you dirty minded mufkrs.
I screeched to my friend as a form of greeting, he approved and screeched back.
by readyplayerone1 December 31, 2021
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Brian

An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.
Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie
by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021
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So Not Halal Mode

Incorrect, unethical, or just wrong. One must be halal mode to achieve greatness in life. If you don’t subscribe to the wise ultimate universe, multiverse and metaverse, or if you beat me and my cousin in skywars, you are so not halal mode.
Me and my cousin: gets killed in skywars
Us simultaneously: SO NOT HALAL MODE
by readyplayerone1 February 06, 2022
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