raybeez's definitions

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022

oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle

oatmeal container?

by raybeez February 21, 2022

Mambo no. 5

a really cool band song that gets stuck in your head during gym and you "jazzy kick" to it. I forgot all the girls so I just call them all monika

band teacher:we're doing mambo no. 5
me: a little bit of monnika by my side a little bit of monnika in my life a little bit of monnika all I need a little bit of monnika all I see

by raybeez April 12, 2022

Piss lake

when a lake drains on a full moon a band of thousand of snipers piss in the empty lake and call it the piss lake

snipers:*makes piss lake*
spy:WTF

by raybeez February 21, 2022

Urban dictionary

stupid

Urban dictionary is stupid and it can suck my platonic cock

by raybeez February 11, 2022

expiration date

something that is not printed on people

timmy:dude I got a tattoo of my expiration date
jimmy:*crying* I don't want you to die

by raybeez April 8, 2022

trans pyro

hedcannoning pyro from tf2 as trans

soldier:trans pyro
scout:trans pyro
pyro:mph mph

by raybeez February 10, 2022