Darth Vader

Apparently I’m as kinky as him

Kink quiz:your equally kinky as Darth Vader
Me:wtf

by raybeez October 13, 2022

radar ears

a person who's ears are fucking radars

timmy:koff koff
billy:AAAAUGH MY FUCKING EARS
timmy:FUCKING RADAR EARS

by raybeez February 12, 2022

lunch number

your identity to the school for the rest of your life

school: you're 99*** for the rest of your life now
me:okay
those are the first numbers to my lunch number so therefor they identify me forever now

by raybeez March 29, 2022

Shugga

you 'ots to say it in a raspy sharon voice like you've been smoking for 40 years and divorced 3 times.

sharon:Shugga
timmy:*over flip phone*mommy there's a scary lady please come pick me up

by raybeez February 12, 2022

bisexual cheese

what we should call colby jack cheese

I'm bisexual and I like bisexual cheese

by raybeez February 22, 2022

booger man

the boogie man's cousin. He smells like stall water and eats expired malk

your lucky jimmy, timmy got the booger man

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Definition shitter

when your brain shits definitions so fucking hard it's insane

I am an example of a Definition shitter

by raybeez March 14, 2022