Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.

“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

Smegmatize

The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.

X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?

Y: No, what’d he do?

X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!

Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.

by raunchyraul December 26, 2021

Twatstika

A German twat.

At the Dortmund game the twatstika whacked my jugular. #auschwitz

by raunchyraul March 31, 2022

Shenaniganry

“If It’s not a word… it is now.”

henry quak gonzalez thinks monty moonball molerat is throwing. thats such shenaniganry.

by raunchyraul May 22, 2022