Definitions by rats are pretty interesting

Lesbert

Strange little lesbian goblin that hobbles around shrieking profanities and dad jokes
Also stares at a woman’s breasts and makes remarks and gestures

Habitat: environments with abundant chlorine and Instagram reels

There is a lesbert in the biology class.

Lesbert by rats are pretty interesting April 2, 2025

wee-fee 

How elders say Wi-Fi

Could you put the wee-fee back on, sweetie? I can't load my Grandma United Facebook group and there's an important discussion about free fridges on there.

wee-fee by rats are pretty interesting July 31, 2023

nuggies

A very formal way to title the nugget shaped vessel for the substance known as chicken

Please bequeath to me my nuggies, sire.

nuggies by rats are pretty interesting July 31, 2023

spipy

A word to describe something so spicy, it hurts your vocal chords, leading to the c sound being unpronounced

My cousin thinks Thai food is really spipy.

spipy by rats are pretty interesting July 31, 2023