by rathsangatas drink October 29, 2004
a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
by rathsangatas drink November 09, 2004
( ) /\/\ 6 ( ) /\/\ 6
ooownedd
hahahaaa
ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn
what the fuck am i saying?
im a sad fuck!
ooownedd
hahahaaa
ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn
what the fuck am i saying?
im a sad fuck!
by rathsangatas drink November 30, 2004
by rathsangatas drink November 02, 2004
theres a song:
iambic 9 poetry, its got the most amazing drums its all live and shnizz. its so perfect.
he really can make perfection music or he goes too experimental and makes a song full of car horns and sauce pans banging together.
he also has a song called ufo's over leytonstone which is where i live blap blap.
iambic 9 poetry, its got the most amazing drums its all live and shnizz. its so perfect.
he really can make perfection music or he goes too experimental and makes a song full of car horns and sauce pans banging together.
he also has a song called ufo's over leytonstone which is where i live blap blap.
by rathsangatas drink January 27, 2005
he comes to your house and asks if you want to buy his pegs. he will then ask if daves there. when told there is no dave living there, he asks again. he then brings out mama lazarou and demands she uses your toilet. he will then tell you your toilet is broken but not to worry, hes fixed it. this is all, however, a lie and is just a ploy to steal your wedding ring and throw you in his circus as his "wife".
he even does it at christmas where he dresses up as a rather strange looking santa.
he even does it at christmas where he dresses up as a rather strange looking santa.
PApa lAzArOu iS cool.
"MY WIFE SAID UR TOILET WAS BROOKE BUT DONT WORRY I FIIIXED IT"
"ALLO DAAAVE?"
"WANT TO BUY SOME PEGS"
etc.......
"MY WIFE SAID UR TOILET WAS BROOKE BUT DONT WORRY I FIIIXED IT"
"ALLO DAAAVE?"
"WANT TO BUY SOME PEGS"
etc.......
by rathsangatas drink November 02, 2004
grunger-"fuck man look at that townie she is so uncool! i have this way cool nirvana hoody and a quicksilver bag that sits on my arse which ive sown "nirvana" and "slipknot" badge things i got from camden to. this makes me so much more experienced in life than that stupid townie in her pink shoes."
by rathsangatas drink November 02, 2004