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Definitions by rathsangatas drink

papa lazarou 

he comes to your house and asks if you want to buy his pegs. he will then ask if daves there. when told there is no dave living there, he asks again. he then brings out mama lazarou and demands she uses your toilet. he will then tell you your toilet is broken but not to worry, hes fixed it. this is all, however, a lie and is just a ploy to steal your wedding ring and throw you in his circus as his "wife".
he even does it at christmas where he dresses up as a rather strange looking santa.
PApa lAzArOu iS cool.
"MY WIFE SAID UR TOILET WAS BROOKE BUT DONT WORRY I FIIIXED IT"
"ALLO DAAAVE?"
"WANT TO BUY SOME PEGS"
etc.......
papa lazarou by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

yellow floofy thing

a yellow coloured "thing" in which someone floofs with.
this only happens, however at 6.32PM in a secluded forest somewhere around the midlands.
do not mistake this with "yellow floofers" as these are highly different and this mistake can get you into a large amount of trouble.
please disregard all other entries.
A"is it time?"
B"i think so"
A"get the yellow floofy thing"

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:
"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"

soundbank 

soundbanker-"OOOOOOO I CAN BUY SWEEETIEEES!"
soundbankee-"TEEEOORRR djoor so sveeeeeet"
soundbank by rathsangatas drink October 29, 2004
erm...they sing the best song ever sung.
i decid tonight, im stay alive, just kickny and scream. oh how i heart that.
cursive by rathsangatas drink October 29, 2004
a really fucking good band. not many people like them but they should. they are like coldplay with more originality. mmmmm elbow.
somewhere in the dustbowl, somewhere in the dustbowl, it fliies from
the other side of the woooorld.
elbow by rathsangatas drink October 29, 2004

jurassic 5 

not that great. very repetitive. i went to see them. wasnt that good, the ticket was free.
playground tactics, a rabbit in a hatrick......whatever
jurassic 5 by rathsangatas drink October 29, 2004