raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

coasting

When you don't gas the engine of your car while driving. Also one of the best ways to stretch your gas usage.

Coasting is my favorite illegal activity that I do regularly.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 27, 2005

titplants

Another way to say "breast implants."

Sally was naturally an A cup but wanted to be a DD so she decided to get titplants.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 12, 2005

Meg Griffin

One of the characters from the television cartoon series Family Guy. The teenage girl of the Griffin family, she is the most annoying and aggrivating character in the whole show. All she does is whine and bitch about not being popular and always begging to be friends with the popular girls. She wants to be accepted by her peers, but doesn't dress-up or make herself likable and interesting to be around, along with having no social graces. She's annoying in every way with no personality, and will even belittle her family due to her severe insecurity. Not only is she unpopular in the series, but is most likely disliked by the majority of people from reality, as well. If I met her, I wouldn't want to be friends with her, either.

Season four, episode six - "Petarded"

Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!

Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 9, 2005

masturbate

One of the sexiest things that a man can possibly do.

Hot damn...there isn't much else I can say.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 28, 2005

marilyn manson

A scrawny goth singer that dresses up freaky and then bitches about being ugly. His music is absolutely mindless and it seems that all he likes to do is complain about shit all day and cry about how "beautiful people are cruel" when there are a lot of good hearted attractive people and some ugly as hell cruel people. Marilyn Manson likes to promote inner weakness and teach the "dress goth and become an actual freak, unlike what you were before" attitude instead of teaching his fans to have the "fuck you, I'm still a good person" attitude. Like him, many (but not all, thankfully) of his followers like to whine about being "ugly and misunderstood" when EVERYONE is treated like shit at one time or another, even the most "popular," especially since high school only lasts four years then the "popular" era is over. Without make-up, Brian isn't all that bad looking to be quite honest...he's actually kind of cute.

Marilyn Manson is as scrawny as they come.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 15, 2005

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Many blue eyes are beautiful, but many are also very bland and not at all attractive. Brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark, yet so common it takes away the appeal of them, though they are georgeous as well. Green eyes have their own beauty to them and can be very sexy, and in their own way the most beautiful of the three, especially when a deep green.

Green eyes are way too underappreciated.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 9, 2005

fruit salad

A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."

"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 8, 2005