raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

gay

The most confused word in the English language. It's meaning constantly changes.

"That man is gay."
Past - That man is in a good mood today.
Present - That man is a definite homosexual.
Future - That man is a total idiotic loser.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 1, 2005

masturbate

One of the sexiest things that a man can possibly do.

Hot damn...there isn't much else I can say.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 28, 2005

abstinence

The worst type of STD prevention.

That's what condoms are for.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 5, 2004

homophobia

When someone hates and/or is afraid of gay people. A term that is true and has real meaning, but is also often used incorrectly so the accuser can use it to their advantage, bitch and whine when someone dislikes them, or because they're really ignorant and stupid.

I know of a gay guy I don't like because he's arrogant, inconsiderate, and selfish. If he knew what I think of him, he'd accuse me of having homophobia.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

Tori Amos

The greatest singer/composer of all time...EVER!

Tori Amos is THE piano goddess.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 28, 2005

Meg Griffin

One of the characters from the television cartoon series Family Guy. The teenage girl of the Griffin family, she is the most annoying and aggrivating character in the whole show. All she does is whine and bitch about not being popular and always begging to be friends with the popular girls. She wants to be accepted by her peers, but doesn't dress-up or make herself likable and interesting to be around, along with having no social graces. She's annoying in every way with no personality, and will even belittle her family due to her severe insecurity. Not only is she unpopular in the series, but is most likely disliked by the majority of people from reality, as well. If I met her, I wouldn't want to be friends with her, either.

Season four, episode six - "Petarded"

Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!

Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 9, 2005

sperm

Something really fun to play with during sex, especially right after giving a blow-job and it's still in your mouth.

Why swallow the fun away?

by Raspberry (lust) muffin November 16, 2004