randy Farris's definitions

Government-Shutdown

Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.

We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.

by randy Farris April 26, 2011

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.

When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

SandTwat

A Vagina thats inner membrane walls are coated with an abrasive sandlike material which makes conventional sex unsuitable.

I was about to fornicate with her, but i soon discovered that she had a SandTwat!

by Randy Farris April 5, 2011

Tri-Sexual

A man or woman who is attracted to and inclined to fornicate with the same sex, the opposite sex, and dolphins.

Is that a dolphin? What are you some type of Tri-Sexual?

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Jabbalette

A morbidly obese Juggalette monster from outer space who resembles Jabba the Hutt. She has been referenced in various science fiction novels, But is not to considered to actually exist.

Chuck, The only thing worse than a juggalette....is a jabbalette

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011