Majesticated

Domesticated in a majestic fashion.

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.

by randy Farris April 08, 2011

Fornicatory

A college dormitory which is strictly used as a fornication room for polygamous sex.

Lucky bastard is running a fornicatory up there man.

by Randy Farris April 08, 2011

SmackBaby

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.

Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby

by randy Farris March 20, 2011

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.

When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.

by Randy Farris April 08, 2011

SandTwat

A Vagina thats inner membrane walls are coated with an abrasive sandlike material which makes conventional sex unsuitable.

I was about to fornicate with her, but i soon discovered that she had a SandTwat!

by Randy Farris March 20, 2011