random dude's definitions

the shed

Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves

Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.

by Random Dude February 2, 2005

cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

Scheme

As used by Neil.See Neil.

It's a scheme we do. Yes and if you could just sort out the colour scheme.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

kaleidoscope

1) A little scope u look into to see a variety of swirling colours.

2) LSD and stoner vision.

If you can't afford a kaleidoscope- smoke some weed and you;ll enjoying it all night long.

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

proper banged

As used by Chavs who were recently arrested for driving and want to give you £50 to take their car back to Northfield.

I'm proper banged mate! Can yow drive?

by Random Dude January 26, 2005

paraphilia

Scientific term of a sexual fantasy/ attraction beyond what society sees as normal. Also known as sexual perversion or deviation. Usually comes from childhood abuse, anti-socialism, depression, etc.

Fetishes, sado-masochism, anal, and other disturbing shit use your imagination.

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

CN

Chem symbol for cyanide

You can get away with murder from taking CN pills- all it costs is some cash and your life.

by Random DUDE December 14, 2004