randall's definitions

shut up meyers!

the appropriate and necessary response after someone says something really stupid or annoying or if you just want someone to shut up because you can't stand their useless, nonstop jibber jabber any longer. coined for the intolerable sam meyers

sam: "blah blah blah i'm so cool blah blah blah i live in DC and go to bars and hit on 15 yr olds blah blah blah i am in love with the uc president blah blah blah i go to galas blah blah i heart pirates blah blah blah i want to live in cotton plant blah blah blah i drunk dialed my mom blah blah blah..."

dani: "SHUT UP MEYERS!!!!!!"

by randall November 6, 2004

Bart Simpson

a boy who is lame when compared to the rest of the simpsons characters

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

by Randall September 27, 2003

Ko5

The pwn; The mad ownerer; 1337, uber 1337

Ko5 pwns j00
Ko5 owns you
You are a nub the Ko5 isnt

by Randall December 24, 2004

revamp

redo; change; update; upgrade

Jestespawn needs to revamp his website as to not look like the copy cats Jared and Grant's websites.

by Randall October 26, 2003

cock block

When some dude is about to fucking rail you in the ass, but you slide your hand in at the last second to block the cock!

He ripped off my pants and bent me over, but I pulled a cock block.

by Randall March 5, 2005

lump

A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.

Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.

by Randall November 22, 2004

plume butt

A person who suffers from plume butt often. This is usually the result of repeated anal sex.

That fag Joey is a plume butt.

by Randall March 13, 2005