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ā€œI’m so smosted right nowā€
smost by ragman February 2, 2020

shitstation

1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom
1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."
shitstation by RAGMAN August 28, 2008

shitstation

1) place where many people can shit at once

2) a gas station bathroom
1) The toilets at some restaurants are shitstations because the food makes us go shit like crazy!

or

My college has about 15 private toliets in the dorm shitstation.

2) Passenger: "Man after that microwave burrito, you gotta stop at a shitstation."

Driver: "Where, there are no gas stations over here?"

Passenger: "Just pull over then. Give me the map quick!"

Driver: "Oh shit man, there is a shitstation."

Passenger: "Too late..."
shitstation by Ragman July 28, 2008

crack tv 

Tellevision show you waych when your high. Not high from crack specifically, but can be high from any substance, or even drunk.
Spongebob, Looney Tunes, Local Programming, Infomercials

Me and Mike was watching crack tv after the cookup session.
crack tv by Ragman July 24, 2008

whitewater 

A type of weed or marijuana. Distinct because of its appearance of small white spots on the leaves. Effects of consumption include being high with the possibility of being in an extremely good mood, and/or not being able to control your laughter.
Regular weed give me a headache, but the whitewater gives me and the wifey/husband the giggles. Produces no headaches, and sex usually followes if I am with my spouse or lover. It's the best weed for me.
whitewater by Ragman July 16, 2008
Another word for crack or cocaine

Comes from how you have to "cook" the herbs and other goods to obtain the delicious product.

So you "cook it up".
"Yo, what's good?"

"Nuttin'. Making cookup."

"Oh word. You is a fucking human crack in the flesh."

"True nigga."
cookup by RAGMAN January 13, 2006
former country in south america, started out as a colony of england, famous for the great jim jones incident, most of the people speak broken english which is english with certain words that are missing in a phrase or words we make up, now has a corrupt government, and isn't doing to well
"yo where you from?"
"guyana"
"where da fuck is that shit"
"south america"
"what do you speak?"
"broken english"
what da fuck is that?"
"its like, wha da fuck wrong wi you bai"
"oh"
"shut ya face you scunt ya"
guyana by RAGMAN October 16, 2004