Definitions by ragingvelociraptor

土鳖 

tubie (tones: 3, 1)
"Wingless cockroach." Someone with lots of money but with tragic taste in fashion.

看了那个土鳖！
(look at that wingless cockroach!)

土鳖 by ragingvelociraptor November 29, 2014

山寨 

shanzhai (tones: 1,4)
An obvious counterfeit (like a monogrammed LU bag)

这个钱包是山寨的！
（This purse is a knockoff!)

山寨 by ragingvelociraptor November 28, 2014

卖肾 

maishen (tones: 4,4)
to sell a kidney in order to buy a gadget. People do this, but it's also used figuratively.

我为买iphone去卖肾
(I sold my kidney for an iphone)

卖肾 by ragingvelociraptor November 28, 2014

代购 

daigou (tones: 4,4)
An agent hired to buy luxury goods overseas to avoid the import tax. Cuz Loui Vuitton and Apple be hella expensive in China.

本店为顾客办理代购业务

代购 by ragingvelociraptor November 27, 2014